Lady GaGa Wants All Eyes Down

I really don't understand why she always wants us to stare at her crotch. It just adds fuel to the fire!

Ice T is to Coco....

As Kanye West is to Amber Rose. UGH... What is going on with her ridiculously tacky outfits ALL the time? I am not sure this looks better than her prancing naked in every photo I see... it's a toss up at this point. And does anyone else thinks it looks like body paint?

Madonna Needs To Let Up From The Gym...

All those bulges and veins may look weird, but they all serve a distinct purpose... I guess I could have gone to the BODIES exhibition, or been a bio expert, but I'll just study this handy chart instead.

This Is Must Interesting....

Rhianna is having trouble with this breakup - a mohawk? I strangely kind of like it.

Dress or Shirt?

Beyonce rocking this item for the BET Awards last night... can't decide if I like it or not... it's definitely short, but then she's young and this is a fun event... thoughts?

I do, however, think she could have done something more with her hair and makeup. Just looks kind of paired down in comparison to all the glitz and sequins of the dress.

The New Kanye Louis Vuitton Ad

All I see is ass crack.... what is being sold here? I'm wondering if this is how he met Amber Rose now...

Too Funny...

While they really look nothing alike- this photo of Katie Holmes next to Michael Jackson sure makes a case.

A Bit Aggressive... Even For Me

I love hardware more than the average girl... but even I think these boots are a little over the top. Meghan Fox looks more awesome than ever though... is it the singledom?

What Is Wrong With Lady Gaga?

First the "no pants" phase. Then the "topless" phase... and now bubble leotards? Isn't she a bit young to be acting and/or dressing as eccentric as Elton John? AND why is her FOOT on the piano? This whole thing makes no sense to me.

NSFW: Britney Hanging Out Again

Ummm... how do you not feel that? Am I an alien? That would be so uncomfortable feeling.

Looking Good...

Ms. Britney Spears is popping the abs again.... can you believe it's been 10 years since "Baby One More Time" came out? I can't believe she is still around! That is longevity, my friend!

That's What A Good Baby Daddy Can Do...

I've always thought Salma Hayek looked good...but she's been looking exponentially better after having baby Valentina and then dumping billionaire Francois Henri-Pinault. One can only wonder what child support is in that situation...

This Is Ridiculously Cute...

Victoria and David Beckhams' kids are seriously the cutest... The blazer and jeans, the three piece suit, leather loafers... like mini Davids. I love it!

Not Bangin'

Jessica Alba almost looks Katie Holmes-ish... but that would only be insulting Katie Holmes at this point. Let's be honest, this haircut is not flattering at all for her.

I Would Have Rather....

Seen Tina continue the "80s" leather skirt look. This (LITERAL) alien look is unreal. Still rocking those legs though!

You Mean They're Not The Same Person?

Katy Perry, of "I Kissed A Girl" fame, and Zooey Deschanel(indie rock singer) seriously look the same... The eyes, the hair, lip color -- THE WHOLE FACE basically.

Looking Kind Of Dapper

I haven't seen any photos of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore lately... but then came across this one. They do look quite lovely and have outlasted all of the Hollywood doubters and indeed, outlasted most Hollywood marriage/romances - over 3 years now!

Does She Really Need Them?

Eva Longoria was recently snapped with her SPANX showing. She is the tinest woman-- what can those Spanx possibly be holding in??

Been There Before...

This clearly must be Katherine Heigl at the end of the night... drunk, snacking (on a BIG MAC, no less) and of course, barefoot. Pleasenotice the splotchy-ness all over her face- she must also be allergic to certain alcohols. Heigl is just lovin' it.

Packing On Thirteen Pounds for Nine

Fergie looking not her usual svelte self, as she put on 13 pounds for a recent movie role in "Nine." She did it by eating fish and chips apparently... what I noticed most was how busty she looked! That is crazy!

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/fergie-ive-gained-13-pounds-for-nine