Showing posts with label News Flash. Show all posts
Showing posts with label News Flash. Show all posts

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Derelicte...For Real

According to Blackbook, this homeless Chinese man, now dubbed “Brother Sharp,” is the new Mary Kate Olsen. Those furry Ugg slippers are so Derelicte! There is a blog about him, following him and his "fashions". The article continues to advise that he is mentally disturbed and looks frightened if you approach him... I can't believe this shit makes news. Seriously... and that I'm re-reporting it to you guys like it is news.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/handsome-chinese-vagrant-draws-fans-of-homeless-chic-1915812.html

Best Jobs In America


http://www.focus.com/images/view/7362/

It’s interesting to see which professions do top the list: systems engineer, physician assistant, college professor, and nurse practitioner. I don't know if I would have thought that... so paper store or clothing boutique owner didn't make the cut?

The Jetson Age Is Here

It is 2010, and you can finally buy your own jetpack. For a mere $86,000, if you put 10% down now and are willing to wait 12 months -- consider it yours. We can all whine, complain about the price, but admit it... if you had the loot, you would consider it - come one now-- it's a JETPACK!

The jetpack itself is 5 feet tall and 5.5 feet wide (so way bigger than me...) and made of a carbon fiber composite with a pinch of Kevlar for the rotor. It uses regular gasoline and will travel a grand distance of 31.5 miles at a maximum speed of 63 mph, which should comfortably take you from home to office (and back) in a jiffy, and with a lot of noise.

You'll still need to pass a training program before taking receipt of the jetpack, so you don't randomly crash into walls or dive into a gas station. Should such an unfortunate eventuality occur, a ballistic parachute system will (hopefully) lift you away from danger.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10466873-1.html

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Elephant Stuck In Drain Hole


Rescuers worked for 3 hours to get this little baby elephant named Stinky out of a drain hole. If you look closely, it looks like Stinky is crying! I don't think I've ever wanted to hug something so badly in my entire life...and yet it could sit on me and I would be crushed. Interesting how things like that work out...

If you MUST, click on the link to watch the news clip.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1205541/Help-Baby-elephant-falls-hole-walking-Thailand.html

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Occassional Wife


Ever since Judy Syfers wrote "Why I Want a Wife" in 1971, people have been using the word "wife" to refer to non-spouses who perform traditional "wifely" chores, like cleaning. The latest culprit: a service called The Occasional Wife.

Occasional Wife founder Kay Morrison writes, "The Occasional Wife is a concept born in my kitchen [sounds messy] during a morning discussion with my husband. It was one of those days when neither our schedules nor our two young children were cooperating. At that point we realized that this family, our family, needed a 'wife.'"

Sociological Images makes a great commentary... http://contexts.org/socimages/2009/06/23/wouldnt-a-wife-be-great/

Monday, May 25, 2009

This Is Just Hard To Believe- There Is Still Something Segregated??


The New York Times ran an incredibly frustrating, heartbreaking piece about a segregated prom in Georgia today, which included an audio slide show wherein students and parents voice their opinions on the segregation and "tradition."


The first student interviewed, a white student named Harley Boone, is quick to point out that the segregated prom isn't racist, in her opinion, it's just "what we know and what our parents have done for so many years." Harley insists that she eats with black students in the cafeteria and that she attends classes with black students, and that the prom is just not a big deal, comparatively. Her mother, Anita Williamson says "this community and this school system is fine the way it is..why change something that has worked, it's not broken?" Kera Nobles, a black student, disagrees, calling the segregation "hurtful," and noting that "I sit beside you at graduation but I can't go to prom with you for one night?"


The prom itself isn't a school sponsored function; the proms are private functions that are thrown by the students. The idea of "it's just the way it's always been" seems to be an overriding theme in why such a backwards tradition is allowed to continue; Terra Fountain, an 18-year-old white student, blames the parents for the continual separation: "Most of the students do want to have a prom together," she says, "But it's the white parents who say no. … They're like, if you're going with the black people, I'm not going to pay for it."

The segregated proms have also forced friends to take a second look at their relationships; many black students feel betrayed by their white friends who have neglected to stand up for them and insist upon an integrated prom. "My best friend is white," one girl tells the New York Times, "She's in there. She's real cool, but I don't understand. If they can be in there, why can't everybody else?" Says another: "You're 18 years old! You're old enough to smoke, drive, do whatever else you want to. Why aren't you able to step up and say, ‘I want to have my senior prom with the people I'm graduating with?'"


"The prom is the least of our problems," says Angel Howard, a black student, "We can't fix the prom until we fix the school. And then when the school comes together and no longer sees color, then the prom can come together and no longer see color."

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2009/05/24/magazine/dividedproms-audioss/index.html#

http://jezebel.com/5267112/when-tradition-destroys-progress

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Power Ranger On Death Row


29-year-old Skylar Deleon was sentenced to death for murdering a married couple over their yacht in 2004 by tying them . He claims he murdered them so he could sell the boat in order to finance a sex change operation. Skylar revealed that he wants to be a woman so badly that he tried to cut off his own penis.
“I basically took a sheet and tied it around my lower extremity … I tied it around and I went to cut it off,” he told ABC News. And his wife was down with this plan??? Strange.
What?? The earnings from Power Rangers wasn't enough??

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Who Made This Decision?

Who is in charge of this? Dignitary gift giving on behalf of the President has got to be the ultimate personal shopper job... You have to understand culture, relevance, the individual - the whole shabang. So, when I read that the President got the Queen of England an iPod - I really have to wonder who thought of that and WHY. Then they uploaded some photos of her trip to America in 2007-- you know, at a time when he wasn't President.


Just a while ago, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown visited the White House in March and the British press panned Obama's presentation of the "Top 100" American movies/DVDs as flat out classless- because the DVDs didn't work in European players. Again, no one looked into that?


Whatever happened to a nice pin? A vase? A frame? I know, how about a J. Crew cardigan?





http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-obama-queen2-2009apr02,0,7701231.story

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Really? Why Does This Still Make News?

I don't know why this kind of stuff even still happens. Honestly.
A 17-year-old lesbian in Lebanon, Indiana was all set to go to prom until her principal informed her that the dress code restricted girls from wearing tuxedos, forcing them to wear gowns instead. The girl, who is not identified due to her age, decided to fight back, suing the school with the help of the American Civil Liberties Union, on the grounds that the school's restrictive dress code was a case of gender discrimination and a denial of the girl's right to free speech. At first, the school attempted to placate the girl by discussing pantsuit options, but that was soon dismissed, as school officials reversed their dress code standards just four days after the suit was filed, releasing this statement: "School policy for this year's prom will be that all attendees shall wear appropriate formal attire with no gender-based attire requirements imposed. Female students will be permitted to wear tuxedos if they choose."


They couldn't just let her wear the tuxedo to start? Idiots.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

I Would Hate Working Here


Are they serious? Were the sick of elevators? Why else would this office have installed a GIANT slide to shoot employees from the third floor down to the first in "just seven seconds?" I guess this is good for fire drills... what do you do with files? Just throw them down the shoot to and then just pick up all the pieces on the floor later?

Monday, February 16, 2009

Michael Jackson: Neverland Auction

I can't believe it's come to this. A pop legend of our own time falls on such hard times that he has to sell off all his stuff.

In April, Michael Jackson will auction off over 2,000 items from his Neverland Ranch. Here's your chance to own Michael Jackson's crap. I've got my eye on this robotic Michael Jackson head featured at the climax of his 1988 film Moonwalker, when he transforms into a robot and defeats Joe Pesci's evil character, Mr Big. At a price of $2,000-$3,000, I'd say that's a BARGAIN.


The World's Oldest (Perhaps Ugliest) Love Triangle Perhaps

Meet Dancho (on the right), 86, who was sent to the hospital after being attacked by Boris, 74, over the love of Pena, 75. Dancho, you cradle-robber.

"She may not have all her own teeth and she’s a bit hard of hearing, but temptress Pena Dobrava can still stir violent passions in men. It ended with Dancho Dimitov, 86, in hospital with head injuries after being whacked by jealous boyfriend Boris Stoykov, 74. The pair came to blows when Boris was tipped off by a neighbour that Dancho was trying to steal Pena, 75, from him.
He had even been seen clambering over her back garden fence to secretly chat her up."
One witness said: “It was unbelievable. I heard screams and saw the older one taking a swing with his stick at the other man’s head. They were both bashing each other and cursing. I thought someone was going to die.”

Are you kidding me?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2009/02/13/world-s-ugliest-love-triangle-vicious-duel-over-pena-75-115875-21121707/

Thursday, October 23, 2008

More Brilliant Folks From Lousiana


I guess if you are going to be stupid enough to commit a crime, then don’t forget your purse at the scene. Miss Teen Louisiana, Lindsey Evans ,has disgraced her title after doing a ‘dine and dash’ with her friends, dissing a bill of $46.07, but as it turns out, that’s definitely the least of her worries.

Evans, who might not be so bright, discovered that she had left her purse behind and decided to go back and get it. Problem for her was that the police arrested her for theft when she appeared back on the scene. To make matters worse, they did a search of her bag and found marijuana so they added a charge of drug possession. While her reign is set to end next month, a spokesman for the Miss Louisiana Teen USA organization said they had yet to decide what the repercussions will be for Evans. Maybe they should call Donald Trump and ask for his advice since he is an old pro at pageant scandals.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Bullet Points For What Happened To Our Economy/Financial Market Today

So... just in case you've been hiding under a rock, here are the basics.
  • That compromise bailout plan intended to save the economy? Yeah, it failed.

  • The Dow proceeded to drop 778 points, the largest one-day loss in nearly 2 decades. Many people just kissed their asses and life savings goodbye.

  • Republicans blame Nancy Pelosi for giving an offensive speech before the vote, which included partisan remarks like recognizing that Bush inherited surpluses and now the economy sucks.

  • Citigroup just bought out Wachovia's banking sector, eliminating more competition.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Now That's Spirit, Stupid, But Spirited...

I was originally going to report that there was this new study showing that cheerleading is the most dangerous school sport for females, as two-thirds of all catastrophic injuries among high school and college girls have been from cheerleading accidents. BUT, I was really taken aback by this photo of a cheerleading continuing even with a brace around her neck... IS SHE SERIOUS?



http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1833715,00.html?xid=newsletter-weekly

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

This Is Too Sad For Me

A gorilla at a zoo in the German city of Muenster is refusing to let go of her dead baby's body several days after it died of unknown causes.

The gorilla at a German zoo has been carrying around her dead baby since he died last week.

Allwetter Zoo spokeswoman Ilona Zuehlke says the 3-month-old male baby died on Saturday but its 11-year-old mother continues to carry its body around. Zuehlke says such behavior is not uncommon to gorillas. Zuehlke says the mother "is mourning and must say goodbye." The mother gorilla is named Gana.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/08/20/gorilla.baby.dies.ap/index.html

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

What Would You Do? Likely Not This...

This must come from my "non-survival" skills...as I freely tell everyone I know that if an alien spacecraft or Godzilla ran through downtown Miami, I would probably be unable to run and likely be squished or lasered. And if someone broke into my house? Probably take a back door and RUN!! Well, not Leda Smith.


When 85-year-old Leda Smith from Pennsylvania spotted a 17-year-old would-be burglar inside her home, she knew just what to do, "I just walked right past him to the bedroom and got my gun." She then held the boy hostage with her .22-caliber revolver while she made him call 911, and then waited with him, gun ready, until the police came and arrested the boy for attempted burglary and other related offenses. Smith was excited about catching the burglar and hopes that she "broke up the (burglary) ring" that may be connected with a string of robberies in her neighborhood. SERIOUSLY?!?!?


http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/08/19/ap/strange/main4362460.shtml?source=RSS&attr=_4362460

Ummm....What Ever Happened to "Pro Con Con Pro?"


Check out this angry obituary that recently ran in the Times-Herald of Napa/Sonoma. “Dolores had no real hobbies,” it reads, “made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life.” There will be no service and apparently, the only thing this daughter/son will miss is having a good mother. The newspaper researched it- and it is sadly real.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Did She Steal Kim's Buttpads?


While the story is supposed to be that Tila Tequila allegedly has a new girlfriend and is "beaming"... I wanted to point out that her butt looks HUGE out of nowhere. Is she wearing butt pads? Does everyone do that now?

For people that CARE (who?!?) People reports: "A beaming Tequila told PEOPLE she “didn’t want to jinx anything” about their relationship, but said she was very happy. Semel, however, happily shared her feelings for the MTV reality star. “I’d seen the show [A Shot at Love] and just needed to meet her…and it just happened,” Semel says of Tequila. Now the “best friends” are content to lay in bed watching movies, share clothes and makeup and steer clear of drama."
AWWWW....how cute. NOT.