Thursday, February 7, 2008

Stank Breath Confirmation

For $10 you can pick up a Halitosis Detector that lets you know if you have funk breath or not. Because you can't always trust the 'breathe into your hand and sniff' method. The unit has a little LCD face that changes based on the severity of your breath. If the little guy screams "oh shit!" and the device catches fire it's time for a whole tin of Altoids.

Does this look like a phone to anyone else? Maybe Apple can somehow incorporate this feature into their phone and make this world more hygenic one person at a time.

Now What Do You Think Was Different Pre-Pregnancy?


Dude, Christina Aguilera and Salmay Hayek have completely blown up in the... ummm.. "chest" area after having kids. I'd heard about this phenom- but here is the living proof.

Kirsten Dunst In Rehab

Kirsten Dunst is just the latest young Hollywood star to check into rehab. Dunst is apparently being treated at the Cirque Lodge (same place where Lindsay Lohan spent two months). According to People magazine, "She's not doing well. People were pushing her to go in there but there was no intervention… She has been partying hard for a while and I'm sure the Heath Ledger thing put people over the edge."

I remember a few years ago there were rumors that she was a hard partier and that's why Jake Gyllenhal had left her...

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20176719,00.html

Happy Chinese New Year!!

February 7 not only ushers in the Chinese New Year -- but the commencement of a fresh 12-year cycle. Therefore, the Year of the Rat is associated with fresh starts, new opportunities and hard work. Starting a job, getting married or moving to a different neighborhood are all favored -- especially if you were born in the year of the Ox, Dragon or Monkey. If you were born in the year of the Rat, prepare for a double dose of good fortune throughout the Chinese New Year! No matter what year you were born, you will make progress with new ventures. But be patient, as they will take time to grow to fruition.

Don't expect to make a financial killing in the next 12 months, though. As far as the Year of the Rat is concerned, it's best to take a conservative approach with investments. Long-term ventures will prove more profitable than fly-by-night opportunities. The real estate market will continue to slow down, with states in the northern half of the United States faring slightly better than those in the southern sector.

Sex scandals are often associated with Rat years, so don't be surprised if some shocking news knocks a promising political candidate out of the United States presidential race. Interestingly, women are highly favored to take political office in the Year of the Rat. The politicians that will fare best in this year will be the ones who are sharp, cunning and know how to navigate their way out of tight corners. One thing is certain: whoever ultimately takes office in the Year of the Rat will generate plenty of controversy.

This Chinese New Year presents a marvelous opportunity to strengthen family ties. Instead of going out to expensive restaurants and fancy parties, you may prefer to fix home-cooked meals with your nearest and dearest. Cozy, casual gatherings are preferable to glittery, glitzy ones in the Year of the Rat. This animal prefers substance over style.

As far as health is concerned, most people will see an overall improvement. Any illnesses that occur could be related to environmental problems. Clean soil, air and water will become increasingly urgent issues throughout the Year of the Rat.

For more info on your sign: http://horoscopes.aol.com/astrology/chinese-new-year

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Heidi And Spencer Make A Video...



This is the music video for Heidi Montag's single "Higher." Obviously there was no budget for this thing and it was shot by her boyfriend Spencer Pratt. It's basically Heidi running around on the beach with her fake monster breasts in a bikini. As for the song itself, imagine having a wombat screech in your ear for three straight minutes. It's sort of like that but less rewarding.

Monday, February 4, 2008

This One Is Just A Bit Better Though...

What Was Your Favorite Super Bowl Commercial?



What a great game this year... but more importantly, what was your favorite? Not sure - check out this website that shows you all of the Super Bowl commercials quarter by quarter...

http://sports.aol.com/nfl/superbowlads?NCID=aolcmp00300000002574