Monday, August 16, 2010

Linguistically Stupid...

Can you be thrown out of a Starbucks? Apparently so. This woman threw a fit over the "linguistically stupid" question of whether she wanted butter or cheese with her bagel. Okee... This is also the same woman who refuses to say, "Venti" or "Tall", and prefers to just say small, medium or large. WHY GO TO STARBUCKS THEN IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH? Seriously, people just like to get annoyed and to annoy people.



http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/venti_size_fury_A0uKw71Ky1UAOksmbjrBhI

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

This Is How I Feel


I haven't been around for a while... but what better way to get back into it than a puppy post.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Sweet Vaginas, $2 each


Give your hunny two things he loves.... baked goods and Vagina! And its cheap Vagina, only $2 each!

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Derelicte...For Real

According to Blackbook, this homeless Chinese man, now dubbed “Brother Sharp,” is the new Mary Kate Olsen. Those furry Ugg slippers are so Derelicte! There is a blog about him, following him and his "fashions". The article continues to advise that he is mentally disturbed and looks frightened if you approach him... I can't believe this shit makes news. Seriously... and that I'm re-reporting it to you guys like it is news.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/handsome-chinese-vagrant-draws-fans-of-homeless-chic-1915812.html

Reporter Straight Up Loses It



We have all had days like this, right? Now, should we feel sorry for the reporter (Gordon Boyd) (whose rough day at work is now a viral video hit) or should we laugh at his failure? Maybe we can do both...with more emphasis on the laughing.

Best Jobs In America


http://www.focus.com/images/view/7362/

It’s interesting to see which professions do top the list: systems engineer, physician assistant, college professor, and nurse practitioner. I don't know if I would have thought that... so paper store or clothing boutique owner didn't make the cut?

The Jetson Age Is Here

It is 2010, and you can finally buy your own jetpack. For a mere $86,000, if you put 10% down now and are willing to wait 12 months -- consider it yours. We can all whine, complain about the price, but admit it... if you had the loot, you would consider it - come one now-- it's a JETPACK!

The jetpack itself is 5 feet tall and 5.5 feet wide (so way bigger than me...) and made of a carbon fiber composite with a pinch of Kevlar for the rotor. It uses regular gasoline and will travel a grand distance of 31.5 miles at a maximum speed of 63 mph, which should comfortably take you from home to office (and back) in a jiffy, and with a lot of noise.

You'll still need to pass a training program before taking receipt of the jetpack, so you don't randomly crash into walls or dive into a gas station. Should such an unfortunate eventuality occur, a ballistic parachute system will (hopefully) lift you away from danger.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10466873-1.html