LORRAINE LOVES BEETLE JUICE!

Parents Magazine???

Did the editor not notice this?? How did this slip by that many people and get on shelves? Oh well, works for me!

this HAD to be a dare!

Yes Ladies, thats Chest Hair!

Make sure you wear your sun block too!

I can't stop laughing at this picture... Do I even need to explain? What the HELL is going on here? I think you can see the picture larger if you click on it. This...ummm.. person.... is even wearing blue eye shadow and if you look closely this... person... has LONG PINK NAILS AND HOOP EARRINGS AND A FIVE O'CLOCK SHADOW!! I LOVE IT!! 

Sweet and Stupid

Do you have a sweet tooth and also have so much money that you don't know what to do with? Well if you do then you should swing by Serendipity in New York City and drop $25,000 on dessert for you and your lover tonight! It seems The Frozen Haute Chocolate was declared the most expensive dessert in the world. Its a slushy mix of cocoas from 14 countries, milk and 5 grams of 24-carat gold topped with whipped cream and shavings from a La Madeline au Truffle. Its served in a goblet with a band of gold decorated with 1 carat of diamonds and served with a golden spoon that diners can take home. WOW... they let you take home the spoon! How nice of them after you just dropped more money then some people make in a year on an ICE CREAM!! You know, it doesn't even look big enough to SHARE.... Ehh, I'll just drop $50,000 for two! YUM!

For all the CSI fans out there!

I always comment and never post even though I had been invited to post a while ago. However, today, after seeing this picture, I felt the sudden urge to share! OMG.. this picture is probably worse I've seen. Now either Hollywood is AMAZING with makeup everytime they shoot CSI or this guy aged about 150 years since the last time they shot an episode! Someone HELP THIS MAN!! 

Fire The Old Guy With Bad Breath

This story's headline sounded mildly ridiculous... I mean, I know people with bad breath, I simply just catalogue it and remind myself to not get close to them. So, I didn't think it was real. Oh, it's real.

Jonah Seeman, who has been ushering tenants into a four-building complex on East 89th Street for 40 years, was told not to come to work Friday because of halitosis. Seeman said he has stopped eating garlic, uses mouthwash and takes breath mints on the job. The Brooklyn resident, who supports his 81-year-old mother, has been suspended twice before for bad breath - one day in May and then again in July. Apartment dwellers at the Gracie Gardens complex expressed surprise over Seeman's suspension and came to his defense."His job, which he does well, is opening the door - not to be opening his mouth," said Adam Reingold. Officials with Cooper Square Realty, the management company that oversees the property, did not return calls seeking comment.

But the company sent the doorman a letter dated Nov. 21, stating: "We can no longer tolerate the fact that you have severe breath odor while on duty." That is unreal... really? Of course, the news story lays it on thick - like poor guy, takes breath mints AND supports his 81-year old mother. What's next, is he a virgin too?

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/nyc-doorman-suspended-for-bad-breath/n20071207155109990024