This Takes It Too Far...

ALL of my friends are having babies... but, I admit that I'm still not totally hip with all of the trends. But honestly, please PLEASE don't tell me this isn't a new trend. What happened to the storks? Cigars?

Impressive...

This guy somehow manages to reach up and catch a foul ball bare-handed with one hand while holding his kid (who's holding his drink) with his other. Okay how is that baby holding that drink? The drink is the same size as the baby!!

Madonna Needs To Let Up From The Gym...

All those bulges and veins may look weird, but they all serve a distinct purpose... I guess I could have gone to the BODIES exhibition, or been a bio expert, but I'll just study this handy chart instead.

An Honest Portrayal...

I bet she isn't going to like the end result, but she's the one who sat there looking all fat and grumpy.... oooh, I wonder if her mom is going to actually pay for this.

How About A Toast...

Ok- screw the wedding dancers... this is the most effort I have seen go into a toast... amazing.

Now To Be Fair... It Was Warm

Everyone's favorite transgendered mayor, Stu Rasmussen, is under attack for wearing a “sexy dress” to a youth board meeting. In her defense, Mayor Stu says, “On the day in question, the temperature topped 90 degrees Fahrenheit with relative humidity over 50%. Hot and sticky. My attire was completely appropriate to the circumstances and I also received a number of compliments on it during the day.” So YPB readers, trashy or cute? See video of the dress in here.

Something Stands Out...

See if you can find the guy who stands out in this video...

The Panda Looks Scared...

Why is Shaq holding a panda? And more importantly, why does the panda look like it has this shocked face...

This Is Must Interesting....

Rhianna is having trouble with this breakup - a mohawk? I strangely kind of like it.

WTF?? No, Really...WTF?

Why is Lady GaGa always wearing the strangest things? I don't get it. Sometimes it's no pants, sometimes it's no top... why not just wear something normal? I think it's a strange inside joke with her and her friends...

Lady GaGa: Dude, I'm going to make a dress with Animal on it... like Animal from the Muppets.

Friend: No, you're not. I'll bet you ONE dollar you won't.

Lady GaGa: I'll do it. I will do it.

Friend: Fine, next time you're out. Wear this stuffed animal around your waist AND then do your makeup and face like Miss Piggy's.

Lady GaGa: DEAL....

20 Things Every Woman Should Do Before They Get Married

Saw this on www.thefrisky.com and hearted it.... I can't say much, but I agree.

1. Live by herself for at least a year.

2. Live with someone else for at least a year.

3. Recover from a broken heart.

4. Have a vacation fling.

5. Take a road-trip with a group of girlfriends.
6. Relish sleeping in a queen-sized bed by herself.
7. Get her finances in order.
8. Learn to love her body.
9. Have sex with at least one person she’d never want to marry (or introduce to mom).
10. Find reliable birth control.
11. Pay off as much credit card debt and student loans as possible.
12. Spend way too much on a something frivolous.
13. Exorcise all past relationship demons.
14. Travel somewhere exotic.
15. Establish a strong circle of friends.
16. Forgive her parents for not being perfect.
17. Have at least one night she can’t quite remember.
18. Experience some really bad first dates.
19. Find hobbies that fulfill her.
20. Celebrate her 25th birthday

I would probably add: 21) To learn it's not always about you; and 22) It's ok if you don't talk 24/7.

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-20-things-every-woman-should-do-before-she-gets-married/

Where Can I Get This...

In a woman's size medium?

Because There Aren't More Important Stories In the World...

CNN's headline news... Commander-In-Chief in MOM jeans!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... seriously? Should he wear low rise True Religions?

Nice Try...

This little kit is part of a promotional campaign for Red Bull....the package contains all 17 of the natural ingredients in Red Bull. Pretty classy move PR maneuver since the latest news reports have found traces of cocaine in the drink... wait, is that a coca bean I see there?

How Does H&M Pull It Off?

On the heels of Matthew Williamson’s boldly printed summer line (which was pretty awesome), H&M just announced its next high-end collaboration with Jimmy Choo. Jimmy Choo for H&M will hit stores November 14, 2009 with shoe styles ranging from $60-$200– a steal compared to Jimmy Choo’s $500+ prices.

I definitely like what I'm seeing here and in the ads- but seriously whenever I walk into H&M, it looks like complete JUNK. What is up with that? Does all of this good stuff just fly off the shelf or do employees get first crack?

A Bit Extreme...

I've always thought that Mariah Carey needed to change up her videos and stop with the hole almost naked videos... it's seriously like she has had the same video for the last 20 years. Anyways, just saw some new photos from her new video "Obsessed" and she's definitely playing dress-up, sporting two manly looks (one looking similar to Eminem). I now think she needs to stick with her genre.

Newly Purchased...

I can't believe this is correct... I just purchased this bag for 60% off at Bloomingdales, but it is still full price online. Anyways, I love it... it is the perfect city messenger bag to run around the city - it's light, tons of compartments and the handles easily fit under your shoulder if you want to carry it as a handbag!

http://www1.bloomingdales.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=173274&PseudoCat=se-xx-xx-xx.esn_results