Wednesday, October 29, 2008

I Think This Is Taking "Slutty" Halloween Too Far...

Any child's costume with the name "wench" should probably be banned...

Thursday, October 23, 2008

More Brilliant Folks From Lousiana

I guess if you are going to be stupid enough to commit a crime, then don’t forget your purse at the scene. Miss Teen Louisiana, Lindsey Evans ,has disgraced her title after doing a ‘dine and dash’ with her friends, dissing a bill of $46.07, but as it turns out, that’s definitely the least of her worries.

Evans, who might not be so bright, discovered that she had left her purse behind and decided to go back and get it. Problem for her was that the police arrested her for theft when she appeared back on the scene. To make matters worse, they did a search of her bag and found marijuana so they added a charge of drug possession. While her reign is set to end next month, a spokesman for the Miss Louisiana Teen USA organization said they had yet to decide what the repercussions will be for Evans. Maybe they should call Donald Trump and ask for his advice since he is an old pro at pageant scandals.

I Guess The French Are Just Oblivious to the Recession

Chanel continues to live by a kind of oblivious "no time like the present!" mantra, what with its recent news of a 20% price increase on its classic handbags, set to take effect November 1. According to fashion blog nitro:licious, a Classic Caviar Jumbo Flap Bag (above) that currently retails for $2,850 will jump to $3,420 in a mere couple weeks.

Together Again

DJ AM, since checking out of the hospital, has rekindled his relationship with Mandy Moore who flew to his side in the days following his escape from a deadly plane crash with Travis Barker. The couple were photographed together over the weekend (above) and aren't being shy about the reunion, according to Us Weekly:

"It's back on," a DJ A.M. source says in the newest issue of Us Weekly , on stands now. "Since the accident, it's blossomed into something again." Continues the insider, "Mandy said, 'I like this guy a lot and I want to see where it can go again. Life is too short to not be with someone you really care about.'" Says a second DJ A.M. source, "When you go through what Adam went through, you need people you love and people who love you. He will never stop loving her."
Mandy certinly looks like she is glowing.

Fun On A Thursday...

Unbelievable McCain Vs. Obama Dance-Off - Watch more free videos

As election time gets closer... just a reminder to Vote!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

More Stuff A Recession Prone US Needs...

Victoria’s Secret has just come out with their new “Black Diamond Fantasy Miracle Bra” which costs a whopping $5 million because it’s made with 3,575 black diamonds, 117 white diamonds and 34 rubies. Oh, there’s also two black diamonds that swing down from the bra. Perfect for everyday wear under a white tee-shirt! Notably... even Victoria's Secret has scaled back, because in 2003, the "fantasy" bra was $11 million, last year it was $, BLACK diamonds (again, the dirtiest of diamonds) and "ONLY" $5 million? How considerate of Victoria's Secret to look out for us little people.

Google: Now Preventing Drunk E-Mailing...

Google recently unveiled a Gmail application, cleverly named "Mail Goggles", that may help prevent drunk emailing. When in use, the program requires a potential emailer to solve a few mathematical problems before the message can be sent. The service is set by default to kick in only on weekend nights, but you can change the settings to apply whenever. (Again, geniuses over there at Google). Pretty clever, now make something similar for cell phones and we'll be set... I must say- I've never drunk mailed, but drunk dial or text... another story. Google- just changing the world...

Not Good... Not Good At All..

Are these photos of Tara Reid photoshopped or not? This can't possibly be real... This has got to be the job of a bad surgeon. I don't care what kind of hard partying or drugs she has done - this has got to be physically impossible... Now I've seen pictures of her stomach like this before- so that is probably real. But does her butt really look like that??

Really? Will Smith?

I was just reading that a former Hollywood Madame tells Ian Halperin that Smith “has swung both ways for years” and hired two male prostitutes off of her. She continues to reveal that, "I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion. Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys."

I don't know... I think you've really made it when people rumor you to be gay. Tom Cruise, John Travolta and now Will Smith. Of course, when you can't make it - a la Lindsay Lohan - just pretend to be gay for real and come out of the closet for some publicity...However, these things always have a smidge of truth, right? I mean, how long ago were these same magazines/tabloids reporting the demise of Guy Ritchie and Madonna?


I can't take how cute these babies are... and so PC.... 

Monday, October 20, 2008

Listen Carefully...

In the middle of reporting news, it's always fun when...

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

If I Were A Boy..













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Finally! A new Beyonce song I like!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Beyonce - Single Girls

The new video... eh. The song is ok, sounds similar to the rest of her songs. I'm wondering, however, if she is wearing butt pads in this video. Hmm....

A New (UN)Wrinkle in the Campaign

Looking at before and after photos of his eyebrows and forehead, people are surmising that Joe Biden may have received botox... must be ROCKET scientists or doctors that are able to come to this conclusion. My question is- why not the whole forehead? Why just the middle section? More natural??

Monday, October 13, 2008

Real or Fake?

This clip of a wedding accident is making its way around the Internet. Real or fake?

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Really? Did that Really Happen?

Did McCain refuse to shake the hand of Obama post-debate, instead instructing him to say hi to his wife instead? Awkward...

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

I Love It!

I'm not sure if that little capelet item is a part of Natalie Portman's dress or just a separate item... whatever it is, it's fabulous. Portman seems to following the cardinal rule of looking extra-fab post breakup, as she is newly single after splitting with folk-rocker boyfriend Devendra Banhart.

To Be Believed?

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are allegedly engaged! Timberlake supposedly popped the question while he and Biel were at Seventh Heaven star Beverly Mitchell's wedding in Rome. Guess he's decided to make an honest woman of her... According to the rumors, the couple is planning to get married within the next year and Jess wants a big wedding. Also, Justin is reportedly “besotted with Jessica.” Umm... what does besotted mean? I think this is a ploy by Justin and Jessica to promote a new single, like, "Besot".

Monday, October 6, 2008

Now The Real Question Is... Is That Photo Been "Shopped?"

Kim Kardashian is "sick" of people saying that she's had plastic surgery, so to get people to stop talking about it, she's decided to post a picture of herself in a bikini…when she was 14. Kim says, "I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! I have had a size C since I was 11 years old!" She also has advice for anyone considering getting plastic surgery, "If you are considering plastic surgery, please please please know you can never ever change it back and you will never be the same. That could be a very good thing or a very bad thing! Make sure you have thought long and hard and that the plastic surgeon is board certified and has an amazing track record! Don’t ever take the cheaper way out!"

Thanks, Kim, for this sexy, vaguely inappropriate PSA... but seriously- when was that bikini a good idea?

You've Got Mail

You know that insatiable feeling you have to check your Blackberry when the light turns red... well, now you can replicate it with mail for your computer! This little $17 USB gadget lights up whenever you receive new email. It can turn green, blue, or red to indicate which account the mail is from and looks like a little envelope. Because actually checking your mail is TOO difficult. How do people think of these inventions?Like people don't obsessively check their mail already...

Is This Necessary?

Has anyone else seen the Girls Next Door where Pamela Anderson delivered a cake completely naked to Hugh Hefner for his 82nd birthday? All Hef could say was, “you’re lookin’ good.”
I really can't say the same- she's looking crazy amounts of tired for 40.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

I Love Creative Bums

Disturbing Trend...

Some people are upset that piercing isn’t as edgy as it used to be, and have decided to pierce their brains as a result. SOOOO CHIC. The process is remarkably similar to piercing a nose or an ear, except it involves drilling small holes in your skull and pressing a ring to the most vital organ in your entire body. I cringe just looking...

A Real Life Bambi

A tiny baby deer was delivered three weeks early by Caesarean section after his mother was hit by a car. While the story is really sad, look how cute that baby deer is!