Monday, June 29, 2009

This Wouldn't Survive...

For even ten minutes in my office. This is probably the most delicious keyboard I've ever seen because I haven't seen a pizza one yet. Imagine if the keyboard lit on fire-- BONUS!!
Again, who has the time to do this stuff?? And why isn't it me?

What's Up...

With Britney Spears fried hair... and why is she sporting an engagement ring again??

Dress or Shirt?

Beyonce rocking this item for the BET Awards last night... can't decide if I like it or not... it's definitely short, but then she's young and this is a fun event... thoughts?

I do, however, think she could have done something more with her hair and makeup. Just looks kind of paired down in comparison to all the glitz and sequins of the dress.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Occassional Wife

Ever since Judy Syfers wrote "Why I Want a Wife" in 1971, people have been using the word "wife" to refer to non-spouses who perform traditional "wifely" chores, like cleaning. The latest culprit: a service called The Occasional Wife.

Occasional Wife founder Kay Morrison writes, "The Occasional Wife is a concept born in my kitchen [sounds messy] during a morning discussion with my husband. It was one of those days when neither our schedules nor our two young children were cooperating. At that point we realized that this family, our family, needed a 'wife.'"

Sociological Images makes a great commentary...

Not Serious, Right?

This woman snores like an angry Donald Duck... and has the facial expression to go with it. Interesting to say the least...

Causing a Fashion Stir...

The "World's Greatest Tennis Player Ever" dazzled the Wimbledon courts in some pretty fancy attire (for Wimbledon, where players are supposed to wear only all white). He even brought a gold manbag to match his Sgt. Pepper warm-up suit. And then he dominated his opponent in straight sets, so whatever, keep the sparkles coming. Now let's be honest, he barely has hints of gold... do people really care this much? The bag.. ok, that is a bit much.

That's Some Creativity...

This guy must really bring 'em in when he hits the beach...

Monday, June 22, 2009

Damn... I Will Have to Wait Until NEXT Father's Day to Get this Now...

The Potty Putter is a miniature golf game you can play while... on the can so to speak. Why this is entertaining is beyond me... what ever happened to the good ol' magazine or book?
The advertisement is even better to me, "You get home from a long day at work. The kids are bothering you. The wife is being her lovely self. All you want to do is practice your putt but you don't have the time to hit the course for a few weeks. Well why not work out the kinks in your putting game with our new Potty Putter?" So, if the whole world is "bothering" you- lock yourself up in the bathroom and sit on the toilet for golf?

Cuteness Overload

He's Barack Obama

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!

A "Different" Alice in Wonderland...

USA Today has published new images from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland featuring Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen, and Anne Hathaway as the White Queen. Not to be weird, but Johnny Depp looks a little like Elijah Wood there...

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

I'm Going With Tacky...

Call me crazy or conservative... but every week, I indulge in my weekly manicure and get french. I just like the way it looks I suppose. However, I love color as well- but for some reason, not on me. Fine. However, where I draw the line is when people start adding crazy nail art and rhinestones... ESPECIALLY on their toes.

So, it's no surprise to me that when Sarah Palin went to go speak at a recent autism fundraiser in New York, the press picked up on her red toe nail polish with a constellation of white dogs over her big toe. Isn't this for teens?

Guess not, because Roxanne Valinotti, a Creative Nail Design Ambassador says, "Trendy! The toes are a great clue inside a person's alter ego ... her blinged out toes suggest she is a free spirit...Rhinestones or glitter applied over wet polish with a coat of topcoat to seal."

ICK and double ick for me.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

What Is A Pgymy Jerboa?

I'm not really sure myself... but this thing is ridiculously cute in that ugly duckling sort of way. :) Happy Friday!

Perfect...This Shall Be My Next Car..

The new Rolls Royce 200EX has an automatic purse holder. And no, it's not the floor (although those work great too and come standard in most cars like the one I'm rolling in now, or the passenger seat). Check the video- but basically a little gripper arm automatically tightens against the purse to ensure your diamonds and gold bars don't fall out during travel. It's stupid. Because when I'm rich enough for a Rolls Royce I'll be damned if I'm carrying my own purse. No, it will be traveling in it's own Rolls Royce. Inside a diamond airplane. Made of platinum. Don't question my logic, peasant.

NOTCOT: Rolls Royce 200CX Auto Adujsting Purse Rack from Jean Aw on Vimeo.

Not Real... Please Let This Not Be Real.

I'm really REALLY happy that I went through almost 25 years of school, just to see girls like Kristin Cavallari and Lauren Conrad get paid $63-65,000 per episode! How many episodes are in a season? At least 12.... so that's over $600,000 to sit around and talk to your friends on an "unscripted" show. I am seriously doing something wrong. Really, really. wrong.

Monday, June 1, 2009

A "Different" Type of Beauty Pageant

In Thailand the “Miss Tiffiny Unlimited Sexy Star Contest” is full of tiny bikinis and sexy bodies, drawing in millions of viewers and adoring fans. Of course, the one catch is that the hot women are really “katoey”, transgender. Female or not they are gorgeous!

Chinese Rapunzel

Xie Qiuping's last haircut was in 1973, and now she holds the record with 16 feet of hair. When she travels, she has to wear it styled in a tiara and bring a special hair attendant along with her. 1973? How do you even go that long without a haircut... and why would you want to?