Saturday, January 31, 2009

I Guess We Know Which Obama Is the Overacheiver...

Obama's half brother arrested for pot and resisting arrest? Apparently so.

In his memoir, "Dreams from My Father," Barack Obama describes meeting George as a "painful affair." Barack Obama's trip to Kenya meant meeting family he had never known.
McKenzie tracked down George Obama in August 2008 and found him at a small house in Huruma, a Nairobi slum, where he lives with his mother's extended family. His birth certificate shows he is Barack Obama's half brother. The two men share the same Kenyan father. In the memoir, Barack Obama struggles to reconcile with his father after he left him and his mother when he was just a child. Barack Obama Sr. died in a car accident when George was just 6 months old. Like his half brother, George hardly knew his father.

Not Sure What Is Going On Here...

Why is Nancy Reagan sitting on Mr. T's lap and giving him a kiss on his greasy looking head? Just strange.

This Explains How He's Hungry All The TIme

Michael Phelps smokes from a bong during a weekend filled with smoking weed and chugging booze, reports UK’s News Of The World.

“You could tell Michael had smoked before,” the paper’s source revealed. “He grabbed the bong and a lighter and knew exactly what to do. He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits. Michael ended up getting a little paranoid, though, because before too long he looked like he was nervous and ran out of the place.”

Friday, January 30, 2009

Who Thought Of This GENIUS Idea?

For my own sake, I hope that that this is the world's most miniature teacup dog that is fitting into a regular Croc... because the fact that someone could be this weird and/or tasteless and/or stupid enough to buy this LARGE shaped Croc bed for their dog would be beyond me.

This Has To Be A Publicity Stunt

This is just absurd... either her stylists are blind or she is purposefully dressing terrible (and not wearing shoes to add insult to injury) to try to get some publicity. Let's face it-- when was the last time we saw Jessica Simpson in the news? or even really cared what she was doing? I means these outfits are not just "eh, not good"-- it's straight up TERRIBLE.
Take this one - shiny leather-like leggints? with electric tape for a belt and long blazer to a CONCERT? WITH NO SHOES? WHAT?

Thursday, January 29, 2009

What Is Wrong With Her?

Lady GaGa went through this phase where she wasn't wearing pants... and now no tops? What is wrong with these British pop stars that cross over?

How Do You Know You Have This Talent?

Now before I begin, I don't know her.

With that being said, there's talent, and then there's talent. Lisa Wong, winner of this year's "Narcissus Pageant," has some major talent. Watch, and be amazed... even though I honestly thought Bruce Lee and ninjas were going to attack for a little while.

Not Quite Jaws...

For my little science aficionados (I understand there are few of you).... Anyways, have you ever seen a shark like this? Doubtful, because frilled sharks are rarely seen fish that usually live thousands of feet beneath the sea and date back to prehistoric times. This so-called “living fossil” was captured after it swam close to the surface in Japan and died in captivity just hours later. While I would like to say the aquarium just killed it- more likely the fish was moving to the surface because it was very sick.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

This Is Definitely At My Next Dinner Party....

Mmmmmm! Serious Eats presents a recipe for “Rice Krispies Sushi” - made with the Krispies treat, marshmallows, Swedish Fish, and Fruit by the Foot (or Fruit Roll-Ups). I am drooling...and making this tomorrow (or right now).

Is that Even Possible?

Painless AND satisfaction. You should expect nothing less from a Messianic maternity Clinic.

Monday, January 26, 2009

What Is Going On Here?

Jessica Simpson... what is going on here?

Friday, January 23, 2009

Everyone NEEDS This...

I can't think of anything more awesome than this right now. This will revolutionize food fights.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Am I To Actually Believe This?

In a recent Maxim, Tracy Morgan explained why has a very painful tattoo of the words “Stove Top” on his "member" -- “I’m pretty well-endowed. A girl told me to get that because I stuffed her up like a turkey. She said, 'You should call that Stove Top!'” Dude - tell me that's a joke.

Just Disturbing...

Yeah... not sure what is going on either picture. But it's disturbing.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Someone Has Too Much Time...

Those are gummi bears!

Monday, January 19, 2009

I Don't Quite Get It...

The moral of today's weird Japanese commercial: shocking a hospital patient will prevent you from marrying him. Otherwise, it's a HUGE diamond ring free-for-all. Shouldn't this be a Japanese game show already? What is this possibly a commercial for?

Third Nipple?

British pop singer Lily Allen stopped by the Dutch TV show De Wereld Draait Door where she showed interviewer Jakhals Frank her third nipple - and let the dude touch it! Now that's broadcast journalism, folks.

Looking Good...

Ms. Britney Spears is popping the abs again.... can you believe it's been 10 years since "Baby One More Time" came out? I can't believe she is still around! That is longevity, my friend!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

This Looks Like A Toy Car...

Except that it's not. And it's probably way too much money...but honestly does Paris Hilton have so much money that painting a $400,000 car is ok? Stupid.

It's Pooh!

Aww! Verne Troyer is dressed as a honey bear on UK's version of Big Brother....

I Hope This Is Fake...

This guy should stay away from airport security.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

That's What A Good Baby Daddy Can Do...

I've always thought Salma Hayek looked good...but she's been looking exponentially better after having baby Valentina and then dumping billionaire Francois Henri-Pinault. One can only wonder what child support is in that situation...


When did Whitney Port get so skinny? Is it a product of getting your own reality show? If so, then when am I going to finally get one?

What Can You Get For $16,000, 100 cases of Beer and Some Meat?

Police have arrested a Greenfield man for allegedly arranging to sell his 14-year-old daughter into marriage in exchange for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Just... WHY?

The Toilet Scale was designed by Haikun Deng so you can weigh yourself while using the john... you know, you can see how much you weigh "before" and "after" if you know what I mean. Just in case you don't know, the bunny cartoon helps explain it to you.

This Is Wii-Diciulous

Has he been possessed by the devil? This kid seriously can't be that happy to be getting a Wii.

This Is Ridiculously Cute...

Victoria and David Beckhams' kids are seriously the cutest... The blazer and jeans, the three piece suit, leather loafers... like mini Davids. I love it!

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Wheel of Moron

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Is she serious? WOW... makes the American education system look great. And is that a uniform she's wearing? Oh good.. she operates heavy machinery too.

Would Someone Really Want This?

For the most part, the "fashionable" (and uber rich) set chooses exclusive credit like the AmEx Centurion -- the oft-envied BLACK CARD crafted from titanium instead of mere plastic.
But as of March of this year, Roberto "Excess is Success" Cavalli is trying to get in on the actionwith a snakeskin-finish credit card for the discerning shopper. The iridescent card comes with its "privileges": special sales at Cavalli, invites to fashion shows. Perhaps cardmembers will gain access to Cavalli's new club in Florence, or clubs soon to open in Dubai and Milan. Seriously? Is that it? The Black Card's personal concierge, free stays at the Mandarin Oriental... no contest.
Also, how does this card slide through? Would the snakeskin flake after a while? TRIED.

Not Bangin'

Jessica Alba almost looks Katie Holmes-ish... but that would only be insulting Katie Holmes at this point. Let's be honest, this haircut is not flattering at all for her.

Just Flat Out Cute

That's Just Wonky

What is going on with Tori Spelling's boob? Seeing this just deters my desire from ever wanting to get implants...seriously, WHAT IS THAT weird indentation?

Hairspray Can In The Rectum

I really tried to come up with a delicate way of phrasing the title for this, but that was the best I could do. A Romanian woman showed up at the emergency clinic this week in agony due to the entire can of hairspray that was lodged up her butt. For some reason, she didn't want to explain to doctors how it got there. On a side note, my doctor friend tells me that this kind of thing happens all the time. Sickos.

This Still Won't Prevent Me From Having A Nice Piece of Sea Bass

Beach trash repackaged as food, like this cellophane-wrapped bundle of used condoms, shows fish shoppers the happy homes their sockeyes and snappers came from. Mmmm... A taste of the ocean.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

A Whole New Meeting To Crotch Shot

On the season premiere of Rock of Love Bus, one woman inserted a test tube of alcohol into her vagina and, from there, poured it into another woman's mouth.
So much happened in this 90-minute episode, but naturally, nothing tops vagina shots. As one self-aware contestant pointed out, "I'm a centerfold model for Penthouse, and I'm the classiest one here at this point."

I Love Animal Love

When elephants retire to the Elephant Sanctuary in Hohenwald, Tennessee, it's common for them to befriend a fellow elephant. But one elephant, Tarra, has befriended a dog named Bella.
While most of the stray dogs that live on the sanctuary avoid the elephants, Tarra and Bella have been friends for years, eating, sleeping, and playing together. But the two proved how close they are recently when Bella suffered a spinal cord injury that left her unable to move her legs or even wag her tail. Tarra spent three weeks standing outside the sanctuary office where the dog lay motionless, until sanctuary co-founder Scott Blais carried the Bella to the balcony to see her friend. The dog's tail started wagging and Blais had the two he visit every day as Bella learned to walk again. Today, Bella has recovered and will even roll on her back to let Tarra pat her belly with her foot.

Too cute! I can BARELY stand it!!

The Definition of HOT MESS

Amy Winehouse... is this her being better?? And she has a new boyfriend? IS HE BLIND?

Who Are The Ad Execs?

Here's Madonna in the latest Louis Vuitton ad, and what are the are these people smoking? I seriously doubt anyone is looking at this photo and thinking to themselves "Oh, wow, Madonna's crotch.... I NEED a new handag."

Friday, January 2, 2009

Perhaps A One-Piece Would Be Best...

Donatella Versace looking quite... tan.