This photo of a DIY tank top made from men's briefs was taken in front of a Walmart in Gardendale, Alabama. Okay, at least she isn't wearing them as a DIY swine flu mask. There can't possibly exist a circumstance under which a lady lacks a tank top and needs one so very badly that she cuts a hole in the crotch of her boyfriend's manties — her only resource — and wears them as a shirt. We hope the manties pictured here were at least laundered prior to their massacre.
For one reason or another, Tila Tequila annoys me- whether it's the fake bisexual thing or the fact that she looks like a leprachaun is really still a mystery to me. So, when she "announced" that she was dating Ray J on her blog, it didn't really surprise me. Ray J, who oozes douchebag -- particularly on his show, "For the Love of Ray J" -- is a perfect match for Tila. 
I can't get enough of messenger bags, especially when walking around a city like New York or Chicago- where everyone is just constantly bumping into you. I'm waiting for a sale... but I don't know if I can contain myself any longer! I actually want it in this gorgeous tan color, but attaching the picture just for specs. 
Ladies and gentleman, I give you the Walk of Shame Kit. While a reader submitted this little gem to me, I recently read that the W Hotel South Beach will be an "exclusive" item sold in the rooms. The Walk of Shame Kit is EXACTLY what it sounds like...
This kit consists of :~ one Dress ( "morning after coverall which also serves as a great beach/pool cover-up...")~ one pair of flip-flops ("because you can't run away fast enough in the heels from last night...")~ a backpack ("to be able to make a quick getaway with all your belongings...")~ one pair of sunglasses (" red-eye hiding black out sunglasses...")~ one pre-pasted toothbrush (this is an ultimate savior because "4/5 dentists remind you that you may not remember where your mouth has been...")~ hypo-allergenic wipes ("safe for you face and anywhere below...")~ one Call/Don't Call card ("in case you want him to remember you.."- OR NOT")~ one breast cancer awareness bracelet - no clue why that is there.
Now, the real question is- if you're not staying at the W Hotel in Miami-- then how are you lugging this thing around? Answers are welcome!
Get yours for $34.99 at: http://walkofshamekit.com/
This is one dedicated guy. I imagine from here he could easily transform into an extreme baseball fan...
