Damn... I Will Have to Wait Until NEXT Father's Day to Get this Now...

The Potty Putter is a miniature golf game you can play while... on the can so to speak. Why this is entertaining is beyond me... what ever happened to the good ol' magazine or book?

The advertisement is even better to me, "You get home from a long day at work. The kids are bothering you. The wife is being her lovely self. All you want to do is practice your putt but you don't have the time to hit the course for a few weeks. Well why not work out the kinks in your putting game with our new Potty Putter?" So, if the whole world is "bothering" you- lock yourself up in the bathroom and sit on the toilet for golf?

http://www.baronbob.com/pottyputter.htm

Nope...It's Soap!

Dana has got me in the spirit of finding AMAZING gifts. So without further ado, this shit shaped SOAP. No, you won't find this at Bath & Bodyworks... and get their pitch, this soap has "exfoliating properties of coffee", so it "makes a great utility sink soap", "Fun for kids in the bath"... ARE THEY SERIOUS? Who is buying this?

http://www.prankplace.com/bathroom_nopesoap.htm

Pen for a gift?

Do you have a BIG contract to sign? Or maybe a BIG check? Well, you should use a BIG pen! Or do you know anyone who always loses their pens? Well, if you do, here is a perfect gift! If they lose this one, they are just an idiot and there's really nothing else we can do to help them.

Need a 2008 Calendar?? Got one!!

Just when I think I've seen it all.... there is a Calendar dedicated to Dog Poop!! Each month features a beautiful image, but in every picture is a nice picturesque pile of dog poop! All the pictures are professional and breath taking, and yet totally nasty at the same time! Like, there might be a picture of the beach and ocean but in the sand is a lump of dog pooh. Hey, I'm just putting out great holiday gift ideas... you can thank me later.

Toilet Monster

Here's a great holiday gift idea! It's a monster you put in the toilet. WHAT?? I don't even get it. Why would you do that? It sticks onto your lid with suction cups. GREAT! I think I'll run out and pick one up.

Gifts I Don't Want

This is a compliation of the 10 worst holiday gifts... and they are pretty terrible. However, I couldn't help but laugh (and think of tens of people that would want it) when I saw the Hillary Clinton "Nutcracker".

http://smallbusiness.aol.com/features/stupid-gifts