Powdered Peanut Butter: The Next Generation

I was just reading about this peanut flour that you can mix with water or yogurt to make a peanut butter paste that's 75% less fat. It can also be used for baking recipes. What next? It can end world hunger? Anyways, if you're prone to eating peanut butter straight out of the jar, and by the bucket full, you'll be less likely to do the same with this stuff. There's a reason why Fun Dip never really caught on.

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Kanye West Can Book Your Next Rental Car

Going on a trip any time soon? Why not ask Kanye West for some help? What you say? Why of course Kanye has his own travel website! It's called KanyeTravel.com, and it just launched after a year of preparation. Why the FUCKdoes Kanye West have a travel website, andwhy would anybody use such a thing, and how in the world could it take a year to set it up? Now, I'm not saying he's a gold digger, but...

Enough To Make You Bulimic or Anorexic

All I can say is this is probably winning the genetic lottery. Gisele Bunchen looks insane.

Fat & Smart? Or Hot & Stupid? UGH.

The Today show had a segment this morning ostensibly about "brains and beauty" that actually concerned some internet game "Would you rather be fat or [blank]", in which people go online and pick the "disability" they would prefer over suffering from obesity. In predictable fashion, Today show producers sent their cameras out on the street and interviewed a half-dozen people (all of them women, of course), asking "Would you rather be 40 pounds overweight and smart, or skinny and stupid?" Almost every one of the respondents picked poundage and brain cells over being svelte and stupid, except for one woman, who gave an amusing, politically-incorrect answer she will no doubt get shit for. Clip above.

Welll....the Charmin Red Bear might work for some...

Why have I been ignoring this for so long?

Okay....so I know that toilet paper is an essential and that Charmin is a reputable brand...please, one of my first major tests for any new man I plan to bed is the 2-ply v. 1-ply. Ladies.... If he fails the 2-ply test...fuggehhhtabouutit! He is a cheap bastard. Think of all the time men spend on the toilet. If he can't spring for the good paper for his ass, he definitely is not going to spring for you. That being said. Usually I hurry through the toilet paper aisle as fast as I can.."supermarket sweep" style. Anyway, tonight I paid attention to what I was purchasing.
Okay...first look at the package. GIANT RED BEAR ! Not exactly an image I would usually associate with myself. What about a curvy pink fox? Much better. Next...look at the product description, "ULTRA STRONG." What about "Delicate but Sturdy."
Now lets say you are at Club Publix dressed up fine because it is a hot pick-up spot on the Beach. And Dr. McDreamy turns the corner just as you are placing the CHARMIN ULTRA STRONG RED BEAR TOILET PAPER in your cart. What imagery is conjured up in any man's mind at that instant? I will tell you. Picture the bear on the package...with your head on its body. Gross. I do not want the phrase "ultra strong" associated with me, the bathroom, you get what I am talking about. What about a curvy pink fox hiding the paper behind her back? At least Dr. McDreamy might imagine that the bathroom break is post-coital? A little sexier right?

Jamie Lynn Spears: Poster Child For Teenage Pregnancy

I think the face says it all. 13 and pregnant with a tiny rock.