Not A Good Look

I guess I've been heavy handed with the Kim Kardashian posts lately...but seriously, WTF is she wearing here?

My Butt Could Usse A Lift

I was cruising the Frederick's of Hollywood site (don't ask why and don't use your imagination). Anyways, came across these lacy rear lifters. What is that you say? A push-up bras for your butt... now what will they think of next? This looks like it comes straight from a spy magazine and you can hide your gun in the garter portion. Maybe this is what Kim Kardashian wears all the time... hmmm....

http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog_name=Holiday2002&category_name=Panties-In+Control&product_id=53450&cookie_test=1

Even Stretching Is Funny

When people are funny, I guess everything they do is funny. Just posting a candid of Steve Carrell stretching before a run. I don't know why I find it amusing, but I do. Perhaps its the length of the shorts?

Drool...Double Drool

I love Dean & Deluca and I love lobster rolls. So, you can only imagine how excited I was when I saw that Dean & Deluca is sending its customers Maine-caught lobster in one of two rolls this summer: light mayo, lemon and celery or mayo and tarragon. Right now, the lobster is prime to eat, because it's weeks before shedder season when lobsters molt, meaning soft shells and wimpy meat.

As far as fresh lobster goes, it's "reasonably" priced at $135 for eight rolls (plus $35 for mandatory next day shipping). However, I by no means mean to suggest that this is a deal. It's Dean & Deluca after all- but as always, you pay for quality.

But even if no decadent picnics are in your future, at least get on the Dean & Deluca mailing, because it's basically like Playboy for foodies.

http://www.deandeluca.com/new-and-seasonal/picnic/lobster-rolls.aspx

This Is All Wrong...

If Mariah Carey’s sexy jam was meant to be sung into a webcam by anyone, it was definitely this extremely young, completely unsupervised little kid. SOmewhere out there, Michael Jackson is very happy...

Guido Beach: My Argument Against Evolution

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Also, I thought Andre The Giant was dead. Turns out he’s been in Jersey this whole time, working as a “f*cking lumberjack.” [Note: If you watch any of this, make sure you start at 5:50]. Classic, because MTV True Life, "Jersey Shore" wasn't enough to change your mind.

Seriously, what the hell is it??

This morning on AOL they showed this photo of a strange creature that washed up on shore in Montauk, NY. Looks something like what you might think a mythical creature would look like. Maybe a devil dog or Chapacabra? They wrote that perhaps it just an unfortunate pug, turtle or raccoon. Ok, seriously, I have NEVER seen a PUG or RACCOON with a BEAK!!! And what's with the weird arms and hand things?? That's just odd and creepy!