Thursday, January 8, 2009

Hairspray Can In The Rectum


I really tried to come up with a delicate way of phrasing the title for this, but that was the best I could do. A Romanian woman showed up at the emergency clinic this week in agony due to the entire can of hairspray that was lodged up her butt. For some reason, she didn't want to explain to doctors how it got there. On a side note, my doctor friend tells me that this kind of thing happens all the time. Sickos.

This Still Won't Prevent Me From Having A Nice Piece of Sea Bass

Beach trash repackaged as food, like this cellophane-wrapped bundle of used condoms, shows fish shoppers the happy homes their sockeyes and snappers came from. Mmmm... A taste of the ocean.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

A Whole New Meeting To Crotch Shot




On the season premiere of Rock of Love Bus, one woman inserted a test tube of alcohol into her vagina and, from there, poured it into another woman's mouth.
So much happened in this 90-minute episode, but naturally, nothing tops vagina shots. As one self-aware contestant pointed out, "I'm a centerfold model for Penthouse, and I'm the classiest one here at this point."

I Love Animal Love


When elephants retire to the Elephant Sanctuary in Hohenwald, Tennessee, it's common for them to befriend a fellow elephant. But one elephant, Tarra, has befriended a dog named Bella.
While most of the stray dogs that live on the sanctuary avoid the elephants, Tarra and Bella have been friends for years, eating, sleeping, and playing together. But the two proved how close they are recently when Bella suffered a spinal cord injury that left her unable to move her legs or even wag her tail. Tarra spent three weeks standing outside the sanctuary office where the dog lay motionless, until sanctuary co-founder Scott Blais carried the Bella to the balcony to see her friend. The dog's tail started wagging and Blais had the two he visit every day as Bella learned to walk again. Today, Bella has recovered and will even roll on her back to let Tarra pat her belly with her foot.

Too cute! I can BARELY stand it!!

The Definition of HOT MESS

Amy Winehouse... is this her being better?? And she has a new boyfriend? IS HE BLIND?

Who Are The Ad Execs?

Here's Madonna in the latest Louis Vuitton ad, and what are the are these people smoking? I seriously doubt anyone is looking at this photo and thinking to themselves "Oh, wow, Madonna's crotch.... I NEED a new handag."

Friday, January 2, 2009

Perhaps A One-Piece Would Be Best...

Donatella Versace looking quite... tan.