I really tried to come up with a delicate way of phrasing the title for this, but that was the best I could do. A Romanian woman showed up at the emergency clinic this week in agony due to the entire can of hairspray that was lodged up her butt. For some reason, she didn't want to explain to doctors how it got there. On a side note, my doctor friend tells me that this kind of thing happens all the time. Sickos.