Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Doughnut Muffins?!?!?


Are you serious? Can they really combine those two items?? I know what you're thinking- a muffin can't be a doughnut and a doughnut can't be a muffin - can it?? Don't worry, we're not there yet. After looking into a bit further, they are simply muffins that have a doughnut-esque quality and taste. Supposedly bakes fast and a hit at parties! Found one recipe from http://teamsugar.com/1074593.... but this recipe looks better http://www.thefoodsection.com/foodsection/2006/07/neither_muffin_.html. I cut and paste Number 1, but number 2 sounds more delicious.

Cinnamon Sugar Donut Muffins
2 cups of flour
1 tablespoon of baking powder
½ teaspoon of baking soda
½ teaspoon of salt
2 large eggs
1 cup plain yogurt
2/3 cup of brown sugar
4 to 8 Tablespoons of oil
1 teaspoon of vanilla

Topping:
½ stick of melted butter
¼ cup of sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon

Preheat oven to 400 and line muffin tin with paper cups. Whisk together flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt in a bowl and set aside. In another bowl whisk together the eggs, yogurt, sugar, oil, and vanilla. Add the flour mixture in to the wet mixture and combine with light strokes until all of the dry ingredients are just moistened. The batter will be really lumpy and won’t be smooth at all. Divide the batter amongst the cups and bake 12-15 minutes or until a tooth pick comes out clean.

Melt the butter in a small bowl so that just the muffin top will fit. And combine the sugar and cinnamon in another bowl. As soon as the muffins are done baking, take them out of the muffin tin and dip them one at a time in the melted butter and then roll in the cinnamon sugar mixture. This is where the asbestos hands come into play. Then set on the rack to cool completely. This makes 12 muffins.




Two great tastes that go great together. The technical definition of a donut muffin is somewhat tricky: There's no frying involved, but usually plenty of butter and sugar. They exist in that grey "third realm" of the baked good world.

A Pear I'd Like To Sink My Teeth Into...

A diamond that could fill a tablespoon is the latest object of desire for gem buyers. The 72.22 carat stone comes with naming rights and is expected to bring in up to $13 million when it goes up for sale on April 10 at Sotheby's Hong Kong. Unlike some other larger stones where cut has to be sacrificed for size, this D-color, flawless gem is a perfect pear shape... I would like to name it MINE.

I Need These... Seriously.

Look how gorgeous these shoes are... perfect for the summer. Maybe I'm delusional, but $300 doesn't seem that bad-- comes in black as well.

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod56730040&parentId=cat13030776&masterId=cat13030763&index=0&cmCat=cat000000cat000141cat14210731cat13030763cat13030776

Monday, March 10, 2008

I LOVE PENELOPE!!



Enough said. We all know someone like Penelope...best character on SNL since Debbie Downer.

That's FIIIIIIERCE!!!



If you watched this season's "Project Runway", this is HILARIOUS!!

Can You Sue For Someone Calling You Fat?

Lisa Marie Presley had to reveal her pregnancy early because a British tabloid published photos of her last week and claimed her unhealthy diet was causing severe weight gain. But, I mean, seriously an offspring of Elvis gaining weight in their later years? Who would've thought? Anyway, Lisa Marie was of course pregnant unbeknownst to the The Daily Mail and is suing them for libel. The AP reports: "It really upset her," Presley's attorney Jo Paton told The Associated Press. "She was about to announce her pregnancy and was shocked and hurt by the unkind article about her appearance."Paton said Presley was seeking an apology and damages.The Daily Mail said the first indication they had of Presley's complaint was when they were served with court documents."We are investigating the matter," the newspaper said in a statement.

I don't think Lisa Marie Presley can really sue The Daily Mail for libel because they called her fat. I mean, I call Jennifer Love Hewitt fat all the time and she's yet to sue the pants off me. Power to the First Amendment, bitches.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080310/ap_en_mo/lisa_marie_presley;_ylt=Apm8lYAmcro03vptWIEk2toE1vAI

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Mischa Barton Macking

So many questions, so little time. When did Mischa Barton become so blond? Is that hair fake? Why does she have a hippie headband on? Where in the world did she get those crazy clothes? But the most pressing question remains: Who is that new guy she’s making out with? Looks kind of like Ashton Kutcher with dark hair...