Are they serious? Were the sick of elevators? Why else would this office have installed a GIANT slide to shoot employees from the third floor down to the first in "just seven seconds?" I guess this is good for fire drills... what do you do with files? Just throw them down the shoot to and then just pick up all the pieces on the floor later?
I can't tell you how disturbing this is... imagine if your kid was running around with it on his finger poking people? HIDS. 
Sure, smoking may cause cancer, but working too much leads to dementia!!! A new study has found that people who work more than 55 hours per week have problems with short-term memory and word recall.
Who is the genius landscape artist? Clearly someone who didn't get paid for his work....
I personally believe that Michelle Obama should not be considered a "fashion icon." Besides the obvious fact that she has remarkably unremarkable style, anyone who frequents Gap and J. Crew - locations that each and every person in this world have access to - as a "staple" of their wardrobe just cannot be labeled a fashion icon.
This kid is holding a sign that reads "Screw Hannah Montana! I Love Metallica!" This kid has it going on and just totally rules. I wish I had been this cool when I was 8, but I was too busy sitting on my dad's shoulders at a Debbie Gibson concert and learning the latest NKOTB moves...
Now I'm not saying that Pamela Anderson doesn't look awesome for her age (she's pushing 50 now, right?) and that she's not a gorgeous woman... but isn't it time to retire the bikini parading in public?
Lindsay Lohan is back to her anorexic looking ways, because that is the only way she can make news now.
Saw the "Bottle of Wine" glass on the Today Show today (coincidentally)... and Kathy Lee Gifford seemed all too familiar with this product. The name says it all- this glass can hold ONE bottle of wine (750ml)-- so when you say you're only going to have "one" tonight, it's for real!
I can't believe it's come to this. A pop legend of our own time falls on such hard times that he has to sell off all his stuff.
Meet Dancho (on the right), 86, who was sent to the hospital after being attacked by Boris, 74, over the love of Pena, 75. Dancho, you cradle-robber.
How about a Bacon covered Donut??? Just incase the donut wasn't fattening enough... cover it with... BACON!!!
Who wants a double double double double triple stuffed OREO!? DUNK THAT ONE!!!
Yum... a hot dog wrapped in french fries... an easy, on the go lunch! 
Double bacon hamburger fatty melt- 3 bacon stuffed grilled cheese sandwiches with two 4oz beef patties. Yum!! And you can wash it down with a big melt shake! Great for an afternoon snack! 
New Pizza Topping... CORN DOGS!!! Who doesn't love corn dogs AND Pizza!?!? I SURE DO!!! A Match made in HEAVEN!!
Here's a brunette Scarlett Johansson at the Hollywood premiere last night of her new movie He's Just Not That Into You. I'm saying she's a brunette because that's the word on the street.... looks like redhead to me!
An Australian traveller raised eyebrows and the suspicions of customs officers after he was found with two live pigeons and an aubergine down his pants. Customs Service national investigations manager Richard Janeczko said the pigeons were found wrapped in padded envelopes and held to each of the man's legs with a pair of tights. Officials also seized seeds in his money belt and an undeclared aubergine, but are at a loss to explain why the goods were smuggled into the country. Mr. Janeczko said the pigeons were not endangered and that the case had been turned over to the Quarantine Service.
