Friday, September 26, 2008

This Person Makes Money?!?!?


Of course, there comes a time in every child's life when they want a unicorn... And now you can get them one thanks to the $80 Plushkill Forest Unicorn mount! If unicorns aren't your kid's thing, don't fret -- they also come in deer, rabbit, moose and pony varieties. Collect them all! Why not Rudolph, too? Kill the Santa dream in one swift move! Remember, nothing teaches children about the preciousness of life better than a dead animal's head. This is just disturbing on all levels. I can't believe someone manufactured this... must be made in China. :)

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