
Monday, March 31, 2008
What's Up With Her Face?

Preview Of Borat 2...
Well, technically not Borat 2, but Sacha Baron Cohen strikes again. This time, the alter ego of Borat and Ali G, in the guise of flamboyant Austrian fashion journalist Brüno, caused a minor scene in Wichita's Mid-Continent Airport while apparently filming his latest movie, tentatively titled Brüno.
Following Cohen's behavior with an accomplice (see video above), airport officials are said to be re-considering policies concerning permission to film inside the facility, the Associated Press reports.
But then, Cohen/Brüno is no stranger to repercussions. On his HBO show, Cohen barely escaped bodily harm when, as Brüno, he got some American surfers to moon the camera –before he announced he was from Austrian Gay TV.
Like the widescreen Borat, which proved a critical and commercial success, Brüno is expected to lampoon American social and sexual behavior through the eyes of an outsider.
Friday, March 28, 2008
Kate Bosworth Has To Get Black Out Drunk To Have Sex... At Least In Movies

Now, what's the easiest way to lose your inhibitions when filming a sex scene that millions of people will see? Insane amounts of booze, of course! That's the route Bosworth and Jim Sturgess went while filming their steamy sex scene in '21.' In fact, the two got so "thirsty", Bosworth says she blacked out and can't even remember filming the fling. "We were both so drunk," Bosworth said, saying she and Sturgess decided "to have a couple of drinks, loosen up and go for it." Sturgess has similar alcohol amnesia. "It was brilliant for about half and an hour. As we continued to drink ... it just became sloppy and messy. I couldn't stand up at one point," he said.
Awesome- how many did Bosworth have? One glass of wine? Maybe two? She is painfully skinny.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Bikini Wax For An Eight Year Old? Isn't That A Bit Much?

This story- shockingly - was not from "Beverly Hills Times" or "Fifth Avenue Mag" - it's from Philadelphia magazine- a city that seems disarmingly normal and unmaterialistic relative to my current place of residence (or others for that matter). A city where you can see a cracked bell and eat a cheesesteak sandwich without thinking of the consequences. Tragic, what are your thoughts?
http://www.phillymag.com/articles/pretty_babies/page1
Who Would Have Thought?

Apparently, the panda trainers have resorted to everything from aphrodisiac herbs and Viagra to panda porn to get the black-and-white bears in the mood for love. Now a Chinese research center is trying a new tactic: Building up the bears' sex muscles through exercise to spur "copulation" - you know the scientific word for fornication, oh whatever- for fucking. Keepers at the Chengdu Panda Breeding and Research Centre have been tempting the bears at their facility by dangling apples from strings in an effort to get them up on their hind legs, thereby strengthening pelvic muscles. Bears who stand up are rewarded with an apple and then, um, left to their own devices with a nearby female. The facility also sets up "dates" between pandas who have never been with each other, in the hope that a little variety will make sparks fly. "We arrange love-making between two excellent pandas which have never had sex. It does work," an official said.
Note: For all you perverts, this does not have human application.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
I Couldn't POSSIBLY Live Off Of $48.6 Million

It Even Sounds Gross... FOOT FLUSH

If you are that concerned about germs at your own home, maybe you should invest in Lysol or Clorox and clean it, instead of buying the fuckin' Foot Flush.
A.S.L.: Another Photoshop Lie


Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Baby Got Backless

Maidenform is introducing their new Breakthrough Backless Bra next month (but they're currently taking pre-orders on their site). Silicone on the wire channeling prevents slippage and strategically positioned straps won't give you back bulge (like every single bra I currently own). I am so getting one of these!
http://www.maidenform.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=71471&wtlCategory=Search
WTF?? WHY Would Anyone Want A Red Lighting Bolt Firing From Their Ass Crack?

Want To Be A Disney Bridesmaid?






Guess what: It's not just for brides (SEE BELOW)! It's true - the soon-to-be betrothed can include their bridesmaids in their princess-themed nuptials and sharethis happy moment at the Magic Kingdom. It's all just so magical! And Just like the wedding dresses, the bridesmaids collection is "inspired" by Belle, Ariel, Jasmine, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella and Snow White and each includes three styles of bridesmaids gowns. Again, not as tragic as I had hoped. Sadly, I kind of like the Snow White Dress (tube with the big red bow). Does this make me a bad person? (Top photo)
The "INTELLIGENT" Woman Issue

It's time for ELLE's annual "intelligent women" issue! RUN, don't walk, girls. Thing is, the only examples of "intelligence" the magazine offers are Natalie "I went to Harvard" Portman, a horribly-timed interview with Michelle Williams (whom I can't really say that I consider part of the intelligent caste), and something called "The Beauty Genius Awards." So, basically, instead of featuring stories about intelligent women who actually deserve accolades, ELLE gives us celebrities, hairdressers, and make-up artists. WAIT- then again, maybe they are the smart ones... after all, I'm the one stuck in the office working for the man. Damn you ELLE for making me realize that higher education isn't where it's at.
What Doesn't Fit In?
Crest Strips Or Not?
Disney Is Seriously Trying To Diversify Their Portfolio





Given the fact that three of my closest friends are getting married this year, I have done some dress/online research about finding the "perfect" dress. While there were some winners and some losers, I must say there was one "shocker". Maybe I didn't get the memo, but did anyone know that DISNEY made bridal wear?
Yes, Disney, the very same company that has been selling young girls the myth that if we sit around on our asses long enough, a prince will come and whisk you us off our feet (I should sue them for misrepresentation), is now selling young women wedding dresses inspired by the various Disney princesses: Ariel from The Little Mermaid, Belle from Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, and Jasmine from Aladdin. The new Disney Bridal collection, now in its second season, rehashes the worst bridal design stereotypes and repackages them into looks that resemble those in the Disney movies we saw as kids... if we squint our eyes real hard, that is. Tragically, it's not as hysterical as I had hoped...
Buying Phillip Lim 3.1 for Kids? Why Not Just Say, "I Like To Burn Money?"

Has anyone noticed the Phillip Lim for kids line? Admittedly, everything is very cute (despite the fact that neutral gender child is modeling the stuff). There are even items that are exact matches of the grown-up girl version (but not the same quality of fabric). And it ain’t cheap. If anyone LOVES to be matchy-matchy with their daughter or sister, this would be a great time to buy Phillip Lim! Find peices at Neiman Marcus and prices range from $55 up to $325.
She's Just Being Miley
Remember when you and your best friend made videos of yourselves as if you were a talk show host, interviewing each other? Unfortunately for some, home videos can be as easily posted as hitting the enter button these days.
In any event, Miley Cyrus dedicated the latest episode of "The Miley and Mandy Show" (a YouTube based show) to fan questions and Jesus, and not necessarily in that order. Apparently the show is unleashed on unsuspecting YouTube users to make them want to convert or just put a shot gun to their head. Mission accomplished. Here's a snippet of the mind-numbing conversation:
"We love Jesus! Jesus rocks! She dances for Jesus. I sing, dance and act for Jesus! Now that I think about it, I do everything for Jesus. We make the YouTube videos for Jesus. We’re all about it." (FAST FORWARD TO ABOUT 6:12.. or else suffer the mind numbing consequences.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Kinda Pregnant Looking

http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-24-was-that-there-before
Botkier for Target!!

Anyways, I think that Target is essentially capatilizing on the depressed economy- tapping into the younger professional generation that recognizes these new luxury brands and bringing them at an affordable price, given these depressed market conditions. Kudos to Target.
http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/03/botkier_does_handbag_line_for.html
Check This Out!
Check out the TV! Admittedly, the furniture seems a bit...dowdy. Perhaps this is a set... at least one can hope.
I Can Barely Stand How Cute This Dog Is
http://news.aol.com/story/_a/dog-prays-at-japanese-zen-temple/20080324080309990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001
Thursday, March 20, 2008
The GAP??
I Hate Starbucks...

Chief among his "great" ideas is the loyalty card. Starting in about a month, Starbucks will introduce a number of discounts for customers who use their Starbucks card to pay, and register it on the web site. (Excuse me while I run to my newest Starbucks to get in line) Free "customization" is one perk -- extra syrups and milk substitutions will be gratis - that's FREE for you non-Italian speakers. Another perk is free refills on brewed coffee (because I ALWAYS sit in Starbucks), and the possible expansion of the $1.00 coffee test. Schultz didn't mention whether or not the company would be offering free drinks upon the purchase of 10, or 15; of course, this "novel" loyalty concept is working with punch cards at just about every single coffee shop in the nation.
Along with Schultz' frightening war imagery was the very real specter of the looming recession. Schultz said the economy is in a "tailspin," his consumers, "in a recession." The way we're all responding to the "tough" times, evidently, is by refusing to pony up $3 or $4 for a beverage on such a regular basis. It hardly seems that a new coffee blend and an automated beverage machine will be the cure-all for your economic woes (maybe all the time you save waiting in line for the barista, you can spend looking for a new job?), but it's certain that changes are still needed. Investors aren't the least bit impressed; they sent the stock down another 74 cents, or 4.06%, to $17.50 today, only a touch off the 52-week low of $16.77. YES!!! TO THE FACE!!!
Hot Mess Waiting to Happen

Fendi is trying to creatively unload all those baguette bags it can't sell, because Sarah Jessica Parker is no longer endorsing.
http://www.eluxury.com/estore/browse/product_detail.jsp?id=11776824#
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Only For The Lazies

http://www.solutions.com/jump.jsp?itemID=11026&itemType=PRODUCT&RS=1&keyword=dust%20slippers
ASN: Another Stupid Name

A few things pop out about this name: 1) Nahla - seriously sounds like the female lion in Lion King. Who knows, maybe Halle is watching too much Disney. 2) Ariela- seriously sounds like the chick from Little Mermaid. Again, Disney influence and 3) Aubry - surprising pick for a last name, given the fact that she probably won't be with this dude in about two years.
Why Is She Insulting Us?

p.s.- They are $235!!!!!!!!!
http://www.shopbop.com/denver-lace-wedge-sneaker-lamb/vp/v=1/845524441811926.htm?folderID=2534374302078563&extid=affprg-1758739
Cute Gift Alert!

http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/Item.aspx?sku=21149594&mcat=148204&cid=288154&search_params=s+5-p+19-c+288154-r+-x+-n+6-ri+-ni+0-t+
Monday, March 17, 2008
Magic Bra or Pregnant?
Who Thought Of This Marketing Strategy?

Who doesn't like a refresing vodka after the gym? Wait...they ARE marketing geniuses!
Bitch Is Skinny Again

Look at Skeletor, clearly losing sleep over late night feedings and middle of the night crying. But there was no hope there to begin with. I mean BAGS are under his eyes...or were they always there?
Does Angelina Jolie's Daughter Ever Grow?

p.s. - Are we to believe that Shiloh or anyone in that holistic Jolie-Pitt clan eat Cheetohs?
Diamonds In Your Credit Card...

Also, if you have enough money to be invited to be a cardmember - why does the card member need these benefits? They have enough money to do it themselves. STUPID.
http://www.business24-7.ae/cs/article_show_mainh1_story.aspx?HeadlineID=3570
Friday, March 14, 2008
Enough Already Madonna !!!!

Lets face it.... no matter how fond we are of "Like a Virgin" "Cherish" "Like a Prayer" "Vogue" "Ray of Light" and even "Music"....Madonna is old and tired and looks like a drag queen now. Unless she is really going after Cher's audience....she needs to retire, go away, and tend to her handsome Brit-husband and just leave us alone. I think Justin Timberlake even looks scared in this picture. And by the way, heard her new song....not even in a league with "Gimme More" or "Piece of Me" by a youthful disaster. Give me an R-E-T-I-R-E !
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
WHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTT???? Lil' Jon Has His Own Wine? YEEEEEAHHHHHHH!!!!

Is this necessary? Does having onehit catch phrase allow you to OWN a winery and bottle wine? If so, then I seriously need think of one. How about, "That's hot." Crap, that's taken.
http://www.luxist.com/2008/03/12/lil-jon-enters-the-wine-business/
Why Workout When You Can Be A Hot Cartoon?
Britney Spears' brand new video for "Break the Ice" debuted today - the thing is all kinds of crazy anime and was supposedly Britney's idea. I seriously doubt she has a single clue what's going down in this video but it's, admittedly, kind of badass if you're into that "Streetfighter" game thing. She probably just stared at the pretty colors and clapped her hands until someone brought her a cookie. Coincidentally, for her next video, Britney wants to be played by an Oreo which, for the sake of accuracy, will be Double Stuffed.
In all seriousness, another "solid" song. Maybe not a hit, but the song is catchy.
Break the Ice
Morbidly Interesting

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03112008/gossip/pagesix/rips_dads_fling_101321.htm
Has She Had Work Done?
Is This The Cutest Girl Ever?
It has to help that she has her two front teeth missing... her voice is nothing short of angelic either.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
La Pequena Amy Winehouse: Part 2
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA. Dude- you have to see the guy in the middle dancing like a COMPLETE JERK. I love it!!!!!!!!! ANd what's up with the random "grunting" noises?? Genius- since these people are going to get a show or something. Damnit.
La Pequena Amy Winehouse
I love finding things like this... it's a male midget that is imitating Amy Winehouse and he intermittently interjects in Spanish things like, "me encanta drugas." (I love drugs) and says, "no no no"... only a minute, you should see.
Need To Waste Some Time?

Just as a preview, the blogger calls him the "Heavy Weight Douche Bag" and says, " White sunglasses, 3 bottles of vodka and a plastic belt you waited in line for at Toys-R-Us....all worn out to a club for WHAT REASON?????????? Because you are a DOUCHE FUCKING BAG!!!!!
Look at this fool. He's rocking a wrestling/boxing belt. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahaha. Holy shit even i get amazed everyday you guys submit these pictures. Just when i think there couldn't be anymore douche bags on the planet, i'm proved wrong EVERY day. The day i wake up and NOT have 200 photo emails is the day my job has been completed of ridding the world of douche bags like this."
Look at this fool. He's rocking a wrestling/boxing belt. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahaha. Holy shit even i get amazed everyday you guys submit these pictures. Just when i think there couldn't be anymore douche bags on the planet, i'm proved wrong EVERY day. The day i wake up and NOT have 200 photo emails is the day my job has been completed of ridding the world of douche bags like this."
Be careful- verrrry addictive. www.myspacedouchebags.com
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