WTF? Who is buying this item? According to their ad, a toilet flushing handle can contain up to 50,000 bacteria per square inch. OK, FINE - So I'll stop licking them, but I'm not going to drop $20 on this POS "Footflush." The Footflush is a FOOT shaped (because you'd obviously have no idea how the fuck to use it otherwise) device you step on in order to flush the toilet. They hook up to any regular toilet and make the world a better place for germaphobes and people with no arms. But here's a novel idea -- that's free -- kick the damn handle like a normal person. I don't care if it is a little-handled home toilet, kick that bitch or otherwise CLEAN YOUR HOME TOILET. You do it on the big handles in public restrooms, why not at home as well, right? I prefer the running jumpkick technique- kung-fun style. However, due to its difficulty I can only recommend it for intermediate/advanced level kickers. Basically you run, jump, and kick.If you are that concerned about germs at your own home, maybe you should invest in Lysol or Clorox and clean it, instead of buying the fuckin' Foot Flush.
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