Pandas have a notoriously low sex drive. That by itself deserves its own line, so that you can digest that information.Apparently, the panda trainers have resorted to everything from aphrodisiac herbs and Viagra to panda porn to get the black-and-white bears in the mood for love. Now a Chinese research center is trying a new tactic: Building up the bears' sex muscles through exercise to spur "copulation" - you know the scientific word for fornication, oh whatever- for fucking. Keepers at the Chengdu Panda Breeding and Research Centre have been tempting the bears at their facility by dangling apples from strings in an effort to get them up on their hind legs, thereby strengthening pelvic muscles. Bears who stand up are rewarded with an apple and then, um, left to their own devices with a nearby female. The facility also sets up "dates" between pandas who have never been with each other, in the hope that a little variety will make sparks fly. "We arrange love-making between two excellent pandas which have never had sex. It does work," an official said.
Note: For all you perverts, this does not have human application.
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