Wednesday, July 30, 2008

May Cheesus Be With You

Jesus appears to mankind again, this time as a Cheeto. This incarnation of Jesus, discovered by Kelly Ramey of Missouri, doubles as a dangerously cheesy(TM) snack food item. "Most of her family and friends believe it looks like a mini orange sculpture of Jesus on the cross. Ramey and her husband call it "Cheesus." Ramey doesn't plan to sell the Cheeto because it's bringing a lot of joy into her home. She will keep it in a safe deposit box or put it on display so more people can enjoy it."

As I suspected, Cheetos are the "chosen" snack... I must eat more of them to be saved. Britney Spears must have gotten that memo before all of us.

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