This Is A Bit Much...

Dutch artist Eric Klarenbeek has created jewelry for your eyeballs....yes, your EYEBALLS. He's created contact lenses with dangling charms and unnecessarily ventures into uncharted territory of self-adornment. If you have to wear contact lenses anyway, why not add some flair...or not and say you did. It seriously looks like you just forgot to wash your face in the morning.

http://www.playmedesign.com/2008/06/jewellery-for-your-eyes.html