Monday, July 7, 2008

What's Next??

Science has taken us to Mars and the Moon, plumbed the twilight depths of the ocean, and manipulated the very fibers of existence on the subatomic level, and now, minus giblets, put an entire chicken into a can... and now you can get it (not this brand) on Amazon, too, where the writeup says it's, "...ready for soups, stews and quick dinners...Great to have on-hand in your pantry for emergency dinners."

Hmmm, how might those instructions read...something like: Open can, plop contents on plate, cover with plastic wrap, cook in microwave on high for 60 seconds, remove plate and wrapper, sculpt contents into shape of chicken. Serves 3-5...

1 comment:

Dana Lynn said...

thats seriously just flat out nasty sounding... I cant imagine what it looks like inside.. all slimey I bet!