Thursday, July 3, 2008

Why Look Normal? That Would Be Too Human, I Guess...

Check out this month's Cosmo featuring Ms. Scarlett Johansson. Looks good, right? Now looks specifically at the waist the magazine's art department whittled for her. Is ScarJo curvy? Yes! Does she have, as seen here, a waist that is only a smidge wider than her neck? No.

And we know this because M. LeBlanc at Bitch Ph.D. did the research. When seen "in the wild," Scarlett's midsection is that of a normal, fit human being. It's only on the cover of Cosmo that she takes on the dimensions of Betty Boop. Oh, and also as she cleverly points out her left arm is smaller and shorter than her right arm. WTF.

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