Sunday, June 22, 2008

Man Attempts Robbery With Palm Frond

Gelando Olivieri was a man with a plan. A plan of robbing V&F Discount Beverage on Voorhis Avenus in Deland, Florida with a palm frond sword and sandal shield. However the plan was foiled when a brave patron pushed Olivieri from the store with a little wooden stool. Gelando -- what an idiot. A palm frond? Really? Jesus, you could have at least used a rose bush...posion ivy?

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