These articles must be soooo useless to your life... but I somehow don't really care and still enjoy posting them. With that being said, whatever happened to tradition? According to the Times, the Care Bears are going to be soon introduced with "less belly fat, longer eyelashes". Another "improvement" that has been released is the company's new Strawberry Shortcake - who is way skinnier, thanks to her "fruit forward" die...and she has replaced her cat with a cell phone. Yeah, I loooove squeezing and emaciated bear and I'm sure kids will too. This is an obvious summary of the Times article...but Mickey, Daffy and the rest of the crew will be getting a small facelift soon as well...What's next - should Trolls be subjected to Japanese/Brazilian straightening techniques. After all, who likes frizzy hair?
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