Friday, June 6, 2008

True Love Waits, Because My Ass Says So (Literally)

The slogan on your ass sweatpants is now as bad as the "Livestrong" bracelets. People CAN'T stop. Admittedly, when Juicy first came out with them, I thought they were cute. But then this trend EXPLODED and soon enough, you could find anything and every brand with a pair of sweatpants with their logo emblazened upon its ass. Well, K-Mart now offers shoppers the chance to support abstinence via a slogan on their butt. The chastity sweatpants (just $16.99 each!) send the charming message that you’re waiting for that special someone to lose your virginity to, and also that you’re pretty sure it’s not whoever happens to be staring at your ass.

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