Monday, June 2, 2008

Let Me See That Thong...

Evidently, thieves no longer think a cowboy bandanna is fashionable enough to mask their identities. Colorado police are looking for two men who robbed a convenience store wearing nothing but a women's thong underwear covering their noses, mouths and chins.


One sported a stunning blue g-string and the other a very fetching green one with some sparkle. Can someone say 2 for $15 at Victoria's Secret? They stole a stash of cash and cigarettes, which one man stuffed into a pink Barbie (of course) backpack. The suspects were described by police as being in their 20s. While stating that the two were charged with a serious crime, Police spokeswoman Susan Medina also noted that the robbers had made a relatively bad choice when it comes to robbery masks."There's a plethora of disguises out there: ski masks, character costumes," Medina said. "And, if you're going to wear underwear, certainly there are other kinds that would give you a little more coverage."
I'll say- watch the video. You can see their WHOLE FACE. What's the over under on whether they were smart enough to use new underwear?


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