Monday, October 22, 2007

Couldn't She Get It Mail Ordered?


Is Guy Richie ridiculously embarassed? And why is it in a see-thru bag? Clearly a desire for publicity... I mean look at the way Madonna is smirking.

Never one to shy away from a good sinew or vein, Madonna bought herself a brand-spankin’ new penis over the weekend. And it’s purple! The Daily Mail reports: Madonna was spotted leaving London’s Claridge’s Hotel toting a see-through plastic bag which revealed her latest purchase - a strap-on sex toy. Apparently it’s a Purple Penetrator, so perhaps Madonna really does wear the trousers in her relationship. Husband Guy Ritchie, who trailed behind looking rather sheepish, had a carry case of his own, but had the good grace to keep its contents under wraps."

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