Thursday, October 18, 2007

Are You A Skittle or a Brick?

British TV style gurus Trinny Woodall and Susannah Constantine (who don't look very stylish) say they have found the formula that will enable every woman to transform herself.

In their new book, The Body Shape Bible, they have identified 12 body shapes - not just the classic Pear, Apple and Hourglass - which they say are the real key to looking great. The new shapes include Cello, Goblet, Bell, Lollipop (the old Nicole Richie look?), Brick (eh), Skittle (ps- a Skittle is a bowling pin in the UK) and Cornet.

Don't know about you- but with the exception of "Brick", they all sound like versions of a Pear. Not to be dense- but can you actually see a difference between the "Skittle" and the "Vase" from here? Fake new body shapes. Let's just make up stuff and hope the masses catch on.


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