Finally Competition for Starbucks

Sexpresso ! The Coffee Shop to end the Starbucks Dynasty !
Sick of Starbucks? I totally am....but everyday I find myself walking up to the counter and staring at the male baristas (is that even possible) dressed in their dorky little green aprons waiting to mess up my order. And while I am waiting for my overpriced foamy beverage, I look at the pseudo-intellectual atmosphere with the tables and couches and of course all of the overpriced "seasonal" items they are trying to hock and I think to myself.....is this the best life has to offer?

Well, the Sexpresso Coffee Shop in Las Vegas has finally come to the rescue and will hopefully spread like wildfire around the country and even the world to challenge the Starbucks domination of the globe. How can you resist a Size DD Erotic Pleasure? I sure couldn't. Or what about a Size B Porn Star? Although in reality, those probably don't exist unless of course, the enterprise is low budget....but Sexpresso is going to make it happen. And instead of the dorky men in aprons, you get your coffee from a scantily clad hot babe who could probably have a decent career at a Tier 2 or 3 gentlemen's club on the strip.

I think this is genius and I will embrace the change. There will be some hurdles to cross for Sexpresso (namely, local zoning laws and building codes) but I think they could have a viable chance.