Meet The World's Richest (and Least Philathropic) Man

The world first became familiar with Mukesh Ambani when we saw the plans and pictures of his planned billion-dollar skyscraper home. It turns out that Ambani, who was known as the richest man in India, is now said to be the richest man in the entire world easily skating past Carlos Slim, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet and fellow builder of blockbuster homes, Lakshmi Mittal. Ambani can certainly buy the diamond iPhone.

BloggingStocks took a look at the actions of the top five reporting that Gates and Buffett are also the world's biggest philanthropists and that Slim has also pledged a desire to set up a $10 billion foundation. While Ambani is just the chairman of Reliance Industries and his businesses include petrochemicals, oil refining, textiles, retail and biotechnology. It appears that his efforts on behalf of his fellow man just might be limited to subsidizing the 600 staff his new home is said to require. Guess he can't spare a square.

http://www.bloggingstocks.com/2007/10/29/mukesh-ambani-billion-dollar-decisions-from-a-billion-dollar-ho/

Diamond iPhone

Who is going to use and buy this item? A person with a lot of personality I'm sure...

Amosu has come out with what it calls "the first diamond Apple iPhone." In classically over-the-top fashion, the U.K. purveyor has adorned this limited edition with 420 diamonds totaling 5.65 carats set in 18k white or yellow gold, with a choice of white, black or pink. Decisions, decisions, decisions. Should be available in November 2008.

Now seriously- don't drop this one in the toilet or better yet, don't leave it at a club.

http://crave.cnet.com/8301-1_105-9806911-1.html?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=Crave

Bling It On

I love it , I love it and I want more of it! Crystal Icing has a new Signature Limited Edition LUX Sidekick which is covered in amber, 24K gold and dipped swarovski crystals all for a mere $1,700. It definitely makes a statement. If you prefer a less expensive version (and no one ever "prefers" the less expensive version to my knowledge), different colors, or want to crystallize your ipod, laptop or other device the options are endless. Check out their gallery...

So make your phone a work of art -- just don't accidentally drop it in the toilet.

http://www.crystalicing.com/proddetail.asp?prod=7777

She-Mergencies

I was watching "Whose Wedding Is It Anyways", and those wedding planners always have kits to "save the day". Well, how about "normal" every day "She"-mergencies?

I have them all the time -- bra strap snap, chipped nail polish (no, not really), bad hair day (again, not really...hahah) and the unexpected "Aunt Flow" visit. I am sorry but I just don't go to the store thinking about the run in my black opaque tights or spinach between my teeth after that lunch meeting.

Luckily, the Shemergency Kit comes with everything I'll ever need and it's only $20. leave it in your purse of the office and fuggehtabouit. Here is what it's got:

Hairmergencies: Folding Hair Brush with Mirror, Hair Spray, Clear Elastics

Jewelry Hijinks: Earring Backs (I use pencil erasers or gum)

Hand Help: Hand Lotion, Nail Clipper, Emery Board, Clear Nail Polish, and Nail Polish Remover

Clothing Catastrophe: Mending Kit, Safety Pin, and Double-Sided Tape

Dirty Disaster: Lint Remover, Shoe Shine Wipes, Stain Remover, Static Remover

Mouth Mess: Breath Freshener, Lip Balm, Dental Floss

Pain Problem: Pain Reliever, Adhesive Bandages

And the rest: Deodorant Wipes, Tampon, Facial Tissues

Throw in an underwear and it's the perfect unexpected overnight kit... did I say that? Heh.

http://wishingfish.com/510664.html

Didn't You Get The Memo?

Ok, Heidi Klum is admittedly as close to perfect as it gets... perfect looks, great personality, cute little family, cute husband that loves her... yet, I need to question why she didn't get the memo on the hoe-lloween costume. Instead, she dressed up as a rat. Not cute. There is no such thing as a sexy rat.

I'm sure she found a way- but at a minimum, Heidi - you have the most gorgeous hair - did you have to smoosh it in that cap?

Washable Suits Are Like Wet Dreams...Wait, That Came Out Wrong

I hate wearing a suit for a few reasons. One, it solidifies the fact that I'm working. Two, I don't have to dress up in my office and BIG three, I hate going to the dry cleaners and shelling out money (cheap-o alert). I would rather throw away my clothes and buy new ones - literally. My cleaning issues aside, I am betting the concept of a washable suit would be music to many people's ears. Guess what? Washable suits really do exist. Designer Nicole Miller has designed a washable suit for retailer JCPenney. This $129 suit can be thrown in the washing machine and in the dryer!

Well, how about the ironing board? Nope! Just hang it up and it's ready for another wear. Cindy Yu, NY attorney, test-drove the suit for an article in the NY Post and expected the suit to look unprofessional and cheap but she was wrong. The suit looked great after she washed it and no one knew it was a "budget" suit. Maybe they were lying to her, but to me the lies would be worth saving a trip to the dry cleaners. JCPenney isn't the only place to buy washable suits; Kohls and Target carry washable suits as well. Then wear one of those Brooks Brothers button downs...and you're set!

Wash and wear suits, me love you long time.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/10292007/entertainment/fashion/wet_dream.htm

Why Doesn't J. Lo Just Confirm It?

Designer Roberto Cavalli has never been known for subtlety and has all but confirmed what has been rumored for months.

On working with Ms. Lopez: "Well Jennifer Lopez, at this moment, she requests something very special because she is waiting for the baby. It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger." Awkward, since she STILL hasn't confirmed her pregnancy. Her and Christina Aguilera... we're not blind, just say it bro.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20155838,00.html

Madonna or Olivia Newton John?

Audrina's "costume"... is she supposed to be Madonna or Olivia Newton John? Hmmm...

And just for good measure... Lauren Conrad and her "sexy" sailor costume. Who did it better?

Justice Is Served

The Judge Judy clip could be the best ever. This really DISGUSTING chick posted an eBay auction for two cellphones, with a complete, detailed description of the items, except at the bottom she added in fine print "For photo only." A woman and her daughter won the auction for about $450 and were mailed two printer copy images of the phones the phones they thought they were purchasing. They contacted the sellers, who laughed at them and told them to take them to court, and then thanked them for the shopping spree. Unbelievable, right? Enter Judge Judy... who totally goes off on the seller, calls her an idiot, threatens to call child protective services on her for bringing criminal activity into her home, and finally, awards the maximum $5000 to the plaintiff. Justice is served.

Slash: The Triple Threat

Wow- Slash is a triple threat: a musician, drunk AND an author.

When I came across these pictures of Slash in a bookstore I assumed he was there to drink his weight in Jack Daniels or Vodka (since he has admitted to drinking over HALF A GALLON a day for 10 years).Turns out he hit up Barnes & Noble yesterday to sign his book. Suit and all- way to dress up, Slash! Yup, that’s right. Slash wrote a book (That's B-O-O-K, Slash). I’m going to assume without reading it that it will be the greatest book of our generation. Sure it might not have an empowering tale of sisterhood or ruminations on life after death or tell me who was behind the grassy knoll. But what it will have is strippers. By the hundreds... perhaps thousands? And drinking. And drugs. I’m pretty much going to throw away my copy of the Bible. Won’t be needing that anymore. Thanks, Slash!!

ODD Couple Alert: Ashley Kate Olsen and Lance Armstrong

Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong were spotted at the Rose Bar in New York Monday night. The two seemed to be really enjoying each other’s company, according to Page Six:

The bar spy said, "They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m."

Lance, you don’t have to explain yourself to me. I know what it’s like to keep your body at peak physical shape. Like a well-tuned machine. You push yourself to the limit everyday. And sometimes you just need to relax. Whether that entails taking in a movie, drinking a fine glass of wine or having sex with an anorexic Muppet is your decision. In the meantime, since you bagged yourself an Olsen twin, the public is calling and they want your balls back. Oh wait... just kidding, that is just low and wrong. Bad Lorraine.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/10312007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm

Boston Wins The World Series...But In BIGGER Baseball News, Alex Rodriguez Opts Out

I love this. Not content with not being in the post season spotlight, the Yankees are stealing the post season spotlight again. Alex Rodriguez has opted out of his $252 million, 10-year Yankees contract!!

Upon hearing the news, Steinbrenner -- now the figurehead of the Yankees' baseball operations -- sent a scathing message Rodriguez's way. "It's clear he didn't want to be a Yankee, he doesn't understand the privilege of being a Yankee on a team where the owners are willing to pay $200 million to put a winning product on the field.

The golden question is which team will be able ... other than the Yankees ... to pay Rodriguez the $30 million a year that Boras and Rodriguez are demanding? Ironically, the team that could is the Boston Red Sox. Too bad for Alex though, the Sox just proved they don't really need him. (Sweeping the World Series and what not .. no biggie.) Alex- so classy, not trashy.



http://blackvoices.aol.com/blogs/2007/10/29/alex-rodriguez/#cont

Urkel...Heh...Heh...Heh...Heh...

Growing up, we all knew Urkel from Family Matters... I, in fact, don't know any names of any other characters... eh. Anyways, came across this picture... and it looks like, Jaleel White, aka Urkel is quite the ladies man.

Which really brings me to the question- what is he doing now? Does being on a sitcom 10 years ago get you that much play?

Christina Ricci Finally Lightens Up...

Christina Ricci has long been known for her moody and "unusual" beauty...and perfect casting as the baby Munster. She is also known for that jet black 20s inspired bob, but this weekend at a Louis Vuitton event, Ricci debuted her new look! Still the 20s inspired bob (bravo on not jumping on the extensions bandwagon)- but softer and in a honey flecked tone that really sets off her face and eyes.

20% Off Botkier Sasha Bag...and More!

Just enter "fall" before you check out for 20% off at Active Endeavors. If you're looking to get the Sasha Duffle, they only have it in black leather. Sale ends tomorrow... http://www.activeendeavorscom/

Shopbop also has a number of new items on sale- up to 70% off... http://www.shopbop.com/

Willow Street (http://www.willowst.com/) brings Juicy, Nanette Lepore and Alice & Olivia together... enter in "people07" to get 20% off your next order. Offer ends November 30, 2007.

Pulse (http://www.pulsestl.com/) reminds me of Shop Intuition, but organized. Anyways, there are lots of high end items and budget friendly brands like Amici Accessories... includes accessories, belts, etc... save 20% at checkout with "pep20". Offer ends November 12, 2007.

Probably Not As Therapeutic As A Plain Ass Sharpie...

Yet another item this week taking me back to grade school... remember those Mr. Sketch markers that lasted for all of two minutes? Those were the days... and then people moved on to Sharpies... which never did smell as good. And now Swiss Army wants to take us to a new high...

Swiss Aromatherapy Pens are pens that have a liquid reservoir and rollerball on top (in upper left of photo), so that you can dispense smelly goodness onto your writings, or seal envelopes without using your mouth. They're $50 apiece, and come in scents like rose, mint, grapefruit, eucalyptus, lavender, orange, and ginger. A refill pack containing all the scents costs $28.

http://www.wishingfish.com/aromapen.html

$10,000 Texting Bill

Long article... but check out these texting scams to prevent yourself (or your kids especially) from getting caught up! A father was recently stunned when he opened up his phone bill to find that his daughter had nearly $10,000 in text message charges - despite having an "unlimited" text messaging package.

http://redtape.msnbc.com/2007/10/sean-clark-pays.html#posts

The Ultimate Age Discrimination Suit

I am in simple disbelief... no comment on all the old dudes that have hit on some of my friends and I'm sure anyone reading this!

A 77-year-old man is suing a 19-year-old woman for "age discrimination" after she refused to f-ck him. The plaintiff is some famous German "playboy," - and you really owe it to yourself to Google Image search "Rolf Eden," just to see the sort of guy that actually feels he is so entitled to sex he thinks it's his legal right.

Eden filed suit, because despite an extravagant night on the town with Eden, which ended back at his place, she refused to have sex with him, saying the he was too old for her.

"That was shattering. No woman has ever said that to me before," Eden told the tabloid. "I was crushed." He has filed charges with the prosecutors' office, he said. "After all, there are laws against discrimination."

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,513579,00.html

Tick..Tick..Tick...

One of my favorite scenes in "My Cousin Vinny", and perhaps ever, is the scene where Marisa Tomei, in all of her 80s hair glory, stomps her foot and proclaims to Pesci that her fuc*in' biological clock is ticking... well, good news Marisa...

A new study reports that older women make better mothers. Which only makes perfect sense... Because frankly, if you are, like some people I know, baby-minded but still quick to complain that your new jeans got wet in the rain or, even worse, have spent the past gajillion years obsessing over your princess wedding but giving zero thought to, you know, how you want to raise a child, waiting to have a baby seems like a good idea or even the idea of giving something up (gasp! only one purse a month??). Women who wait to have children "feel better" about walking away from their careers to become a parent... aka- career women appreciate more that being a mom is better than working. No rocket science there!

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Older_women_make_better_moms_Study/articleshow/2499714.cms

No Word If Pets Are Allowed...

Page Six is reporting that Michael Vick, pictured right, has purchased a condo at the Icon "Where You Live Is Who You Are" South Beach. Word is that Dwyane Wade also has a place there (post separation) and that Shaq is in and out of there a lot (also post separation). Apparently, Michael's brother, Marcus, who is as familiar with courtrooms as Michael, is making use of the Icon digs...

Since Michael's indictment he hasn't visited, but his brother Marcus, who was released by the Miami Dolphins and has charges of statutory rape pending, has no problem partying it up with the ladies in his brother's pad." Marcus Vick is being sued by a young woman who claims she had a two-year sexual relationship with him starting when she was 15. The Icon South Beach might want to change it's motto...

http://www.nypost.com/seven/10252007/gossip/pagesix/south_beach_bite.htm

Tony Romo: 67 Million More Reasons To Love Him

From the mailbag... "I was surprised today when Tony Romo was kissing a pretty brunette woman when he finished his press conference about his new 67 million dollar contract. People there said the same woman was at the game he played the Sunday before last, leaving in his SUV. After being linked very recently with Sophie Bush and then partying with Britney Spears, I am wondering if this woman lives in a hole and doesn't hear what all he is up to or maybe she has 67 million reasons not to care."

Agreed... does Tony Romo really think he's the next Tom Brady? Well... maybe. But he certainly isn't pulling in girls as hot as Mr. Brady. He actually reminds me of a guy people used to call "ears".. no word on who started that one.

Thank you to the PSG for catching this one.

Hmmm...

With all the stylists you have...with all the years of experience... why do you still make the mistake of a see through dress? The latest victim.. Ms. Nicole Kidman.

Old News... But Makes Me Feel So Much Better...

Given my current "condition"... my dearest, JD, has made me feel infinitely better by e-mailing me this link. Jessica Alba lost a tooth while filming "Good Luck Chuck."

In a recent interview, Jessica Alba said: “It was just a case of Dane and I going at it during a kissing scene and we both collided and I chipped a tooth. I now have a bond on my tooth but when I take it off, I look like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber. I look really silly. I guess I’d be perfect for a sequel.”

I wonder which one is the cap... hmmm. Now, the real question is would you rather have me or Alba in a "Dumb or Dumber" sequel... wait, don't answer that.

http://www.albafan.com/jessica-alba-chipped-a-tooth-while-filming-good-luck-chuck

Kim Kardashian...Who Is Your Airbrusher?

Not like it's a surprise, but Kim Kardashian is posing for this December's issue of Playboy. If you're into it... here's a preview of the spread. And not that kind of "spread"... I guess when you have a sex tape, Playboy isn't that big of a deal.

http://www.thelifefiles.com/kim-kardashian-playboy-magazine-pics/

It Was the Breast of Times...and the Worst of Times

One of the things I "cringe" at are women out in the public and just breast feeding. Breast feeding in the mall, breast feeding in the park...just women whipping their boob out and the baby running to suckle. AH. It just stresses me out. Anyways, the focal point of this post is not public breast feeding, but rather a study that says that breast feeding does not increase sagging!

Unfortunately, pregnancy does (why would you be breast feeding if you weren't pregnant? WTF study is this??!?), cigarette smoking, age, larger pre-pregnancy cup size and more kids will cause major sagging.

Now really- does that picture make you uncomfortable or not?

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/10/29/health/webmd/main3424352.shtml

Ummm...

What is up with Carmen Electra? I guess she's trying to jump on the "bangs" bandwagon a la Kate Moss. I am not quite sure if her hair color is off, her makeup is running... or something! I mean, even Denise Richards looks better than her... What is going on?

Lindsay or Jessica?

Now that Lindsay is using Ken Paves for her color and cut... she kind of looks like Jessica Simpson. What do you think? Lindsay is even wearing something Jessica would wear...

No Purpose At All

I am posting this picture for no purpose at all... but "Crap" Flavour noodles need to be called out and posted.

The "Ball"Bra

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Geek-o-Lanterns

In the spirit of Halloween, I present to you these "Geek-o-Lanterns". Attached is my personal favorite - Pumpkin "Pi"... Check out this link for some of these extreme pumpkins...another cool one is the Pumpkin DNA Double Helix... some people are too much!

http://www.fantasypumpkins.com/

Riverdance Tryouts

Oh my god... I love this. Jon Papelbon, cute young closer for the Sox... with a penchant for terrible dancing. Why on EARTH would he do this? Surely not to turn people on... Don't worry Jon, you're still hot. Thanks to my little JD for sending this in.

Patricia Field and Payless

Designers/Stylists/Actors designing cheap lines are cropping up like bad reality shoes... In my opinion, it all started with Issac Mizrahi and his clothing line for Target... now every actress has a clothing/accessory line (Ashey and Mary Kate Olsen, Hilary Duff, Nikki Hilton), every rap star and TV personality (Marth Stewart, Rachel Ray)... and now you can add Patricia Field and Payless shoes.

Ms. Field caused quite a stir by wearing her Payless shoes onto the red carpet at the Oscars this year. This holiday season her "red carpet" shoes will be available to purchase at Payless stores. Pictured are her platform heels with an ankle strap and are made with an green metallic snakeskin patterned material.

http://www.paylessontheredcarpet.com/

Gotta Get Over It...

Understandably, this is Forever21's "expensive" line - Twelve by Twelve... and it looks gorgeous on the model on the opening page... but I cannot get used to paying 79 bones for an "XXI" item.

Check out the homepage though - there is an Eva Mendes model look alike modeling this jacket.

http://www.forever21.com/twelve/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=12x12%5Fouterwear&product%5Fid=2040039288&Page=1

Deal or No Deal?

A girl has to be balanced...so, after my trip to Nordstroms (and drooling over the below bag), I ran into Forever 21. While I know it wouldn't look right on me (I hate tube style), this pretty burnette walked out in this "Rosette" tunic (wearing it as a dress) - and it looked chic and quite expensive. I actually touched the attached rosettes and was very pleased by the quality, which are actually a mix of silk and mesh... think it would look great with leggings too! It can all be yours for only $22.80!

http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=dressy+tops&product%5Fid=2044614789&Page=1

I NEED This!!

As I was running by Nordstroms, I stopped dead in my tracks with this bag. What stopped me? The Botkier Sasha Duffle (Small) in the Pewter Snake... the bag can be worn either as a duffle or a hobo- both ways are gorgeous.

That top handle goes under and buckles down to be used as a duffle. I actually can't decide which way I actually liked it better...

http://www.botkier.com/fw07/prod-new-w-sizes.php?prod_code=100804H&sasha_duffle.html

The Masstige

More signs of the economy slowing down... but I alctually clipped this article, becuase of the usage of the word "Masstige" - prestige items for the masses. Interesting term - mainly because I've never heard it. Anyways, article is a good summary of the current state of the economy.

Could the high-end handbag and shoe trend be waning? There are some warning signs that the luxury frenzy is abating. This Fortune article brings together a couple of important stats such as the fact that both Nordstrom, the high-end department store, and Coach, purveyors of mid-range handbags, have issued warnings of weaker-than-expected sales.

The sector of the luxury market that will most likely be hit won't be the very high end but the "masstige" (prestige items for the masses) market, those retailers who have aimed squarely at the moderately wealthy. This has bread and butter for Coach over the last few years, leading to explosive growth. Now their stock is off 32 percent in the past six months. The article cites the falling estate prices as one of the possible reasons for the slowdown. As people's houses are worth less they feel less rich and so they are less likely to spend heavily. Many retailers are anxiously awaiting the upcoming holiday season to see just how soft the luxury market is.

http://money.cnn.com/2007/10/24/news/companies/luxury_slowdown.fortune/?postversion=2007102508

How Google Came To Be...

Stanford student Sean Anderson was the guy who gave Larry Page (co-founder of Google), the name of his search engine and company

"Sean and Larry were in their office, trying to think up a good name -- something that related to the indexing of an immense amount of data. Sean verbally suggested the word "googolplex," and Larry responded verbally with the shortened form, "googol." Sean was seated at his computer terminal, so he executed a search of the Internet domain name registry database to see if the newly suggested name was still available for registration and use. Sean is not an infallible speller, and he made the mistake of searching for the name spelled as "google.com," which he found to be available.

http://valleywag.com/tech/genius-at-work/the-160-billion-typo-315279.php#

Scratch n' Sniff... Wallpaper?

Let's take it back to the 5th grade... remember those scratch n' sniff stickers? The grape ones stand out in my mind... In any event, there is now a company that produces sratch n' sniff wallpaper! "Flavor Paper produces unique vintage, contemporary and custom handscreened wallcoverings that will add a burst of flavor to any environment."

Fragrance oils are microencapsulated into microscopic porcelain balls, which are then dipped in water-based adhesive and applied by silk screen to the paper. When scratched, the balls — which number in the millions — pop and release the fragrance. Good news for some obsessos... you can custom scent too!

http://www.flavorleague.com/

The Ultimate Pizza

Talk about heart burn and clogging your arteries... how about putting McDonald's cheeseburgers, chicken nuggets and fries on your PIZZA? Yes... it's about time. That's all I have to say about that.

I want to meet the person who created this pizza and congratulate them on their ingenuity.

http://www.andiamnotlying.com/2007/using-mcdonalds-as-pizza-toppings-this-cannot-have-happened-above-the-mason-dixon-line

AK-47 Hello Kitty

Let me make one thing clear: I am against weapons. I won't look at or touch the things ... unless they are Hello Kitty (or I'm at the local gun range - helll year!). Anyways, I saw this wonderful little piece and I just had to have it (for what reason I do not know... or maybe it's because I loooove Hello Kitty). This "adorable" assault rifle will only set you back a mere $1,072.95! What a bargain!!!!!

Of course, if you aren't a Hello Kitty fan there are plenty of options you for you in adorable weaponry like: a My Little Pony carbine, a Care Bears bullet proof vest, Paris Hilton handcuffs, or Martha Stewart mine. Harming others has never been so fun or fashionable. I actually think the website that this gun is sold (GlamGuns.com) is just a joke, as I tried to order myself the rifle and I was directed to a book on Amazon.com. I suppose I will have to direct my violent tendencies back to my words instead of weapons.

http://www.glamguns.com/storemain.html

Cute Clutch!

Deal or no deal? While the Magnet thing is weird (see below)... this Malibut Bag is awesome. It combines the fall's hottest elements- patent, metallic and studs/hardware (this cool bamboo toggle closure)... has 2 straps, so you can use it either as a clutch or a shoulder bag- either way- even if you black out and lose it (make sure you don't put your camera in there) - you won't feel that bad!

Plus there are three compartments- zipper inside and two coin purse style sections on the sides... and it's not small (8.5" long and 4" high)... $50. Comes in black, white, pink, aqua, yellow, green... I want them all!

http://www.shopintuition.com/product.asp?pid=17534&a=w

Magents- To the Face

What do these even do? Shop Intuition will try to sell us anything... seriously. Shop Intuition is selling these "beauty magnets" that supposedly "refresh and revitalize you face"... and they increase circultation, fight gravity and "life you naturally"...

Can I just put my magnet from Disneyworld on my face?

http://www.shopintuition.com/product.asp?pid=15597&a=w

More Jewels I Don't Want...

You have to either be a Scrabble lover or a nerd to like this... under what circumstance would this go with any outfits? I seriously don't get it... Maybe it's a costume! Yes.... it's a new "costume or not" item.

http://www.tagdesigns.com/scrabble.htm

Diary of a Lunch Hour Boob Job

Last week, I posted about the lunch hour boob job... meet someone who has done it and read their diary. The results aren't bad... what do you think?

Plastic surgery techniques are now so advanced that it is possible to have breast implants without general anaesthetic - even in the time it takes to have a long lunch break. Nicola Locke, 33, a paramedic, who lives in Cheshire with husband Robbie, 45, a property consultant, and their children Katie, 13, Jordan, ten, and Alex, two, recently decided to have such a procedure... read her diary.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=400043&in_page_id=1879&in_a_source

Just For Good Measure...

I want to make sure you really understand how weird that japanese stuffed boob toy is. Mission accomplished. Is it a bit nippy in here? Hmmm....

Bosom Buddies

Cute, right? Don't be fooled... it's a BOOB.

Why are those japanese people so crazy? Honestly. They now have a set of stuffed beanie toys that are not just shaped like a silicone boob- but they are BOOBS. But it's gets better... they have personalities... The characters include: Funwari Milk-chan who loves collagen and taking naps, Peach Milk-chan who hates spiders, Can Milk-san who is a celebrity entertainer with an American boyfriend, and Milko-chan who just had a baby. Awww...How sweet! I can't even stand it- why do the stuffed boob toys have MILK in their name?!?! This is beyond me. And please don't miss the boob with a "pierced" nipple. I can't deal.

ps- they have "mini" versions that you can use as keychains. The "big" ones posted above are 8 inches in diameter. Yes. 8 inches. It's a big ass ZZZ size boob.

href="http://inventorspot.com/articles/plush_breast_toys_are_your_new_b_7626">http://inventorspot.com/articles/plush_breast_toys_are_your_new_b_7626

This Is LUDICROUS - Fo' Real

I was just unwinding, checking some e-mail tonight... when I came across an e-mail entitled "Ludacris Unveils the Snow Globes at Dolphin Mall". What? Does platinum (and grammy winning) selling artist Ludacris need to make mall performances now? AHHHH. And at the DOLPHIN MALL... He is there for the "grand opening" of the snow globe set. I don't even know what a snow globe set is. No words.

On second thought, I'm going to show up to the Dolphin Mall in the most chonga-licious outfit I can find. See you Monday, October 29 at 5pm... it will be a zoo I'm sure.

http://www.shopdolphinmall.com/infodesk/events.html

Shirt of the Day

Why can't Forever 21 come out with something like this? Damn it. It's for the best anyways - what would I wear it with? JEANS? Ha.

And how much will this gorgeous Minta one-shoulder silk top with taffeta bow and ruched overlay cost you? Oooh... $341. HIDS.

http://www.shopbop.com/shop/product_detail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524441808636&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302029428&fm=whatsnew&ASSORTMENT%3C%3East_id=1408474395181057

Costume or Not?

Why does Tori Spelling insist on wearing costumes all the time? I know it's close to Halloween, but this is ridiculous. It's like she wears a costume every night. For no reason.