My boyfriend and loved ones will be happy to know that there is finally a piece of jewelry I do not want. Introducing the "Google Vanity Ring"... What does it do you say? Why it tells your how important you are and validates many's existence. Well... it really just displays the number of Google hits the wearer's name gets on a Google search. The "wearer" runs some kind of custom software care and every night before you go to bed, you dock the little ring to its station and it will update your hit count.My counter will probably never pass 50 - which would be th 50 times that I "Google" myself to make myself feel better... Alternatively, I can just change my name to "Free Porn" or "Hot Singles Wanting To Have Unattached Sex Now".
Try not to be amazed by its sparkle.
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